Blog — clone a willy
It's officially February and we're feeling the love, for each other, but even more so for ourselves. Here at Clone-A-Willy, we're all about self-love. Living in our fast-paced world can sometimes disconnect us from who we are. Read our newest blog for some ideas on how to...
A Super Sexy Gift Guide for the Horny Hoelidays
Gifting season is officially in full swing! (queue up Mariah Carey) And as wholesome as hallmark makes this festive season seem, we know everyone is hornier than ever this time of year! So we came up with a super sexy gift guide that puts the Hoe in Hoelidays. Whether you've...
Sexy Inspo for a Last Minute Halloween Costume
Calling all last-minute babes! We’re rounding up a list of our favorite femme Halloween costumes you can sort through to find your own flavor of sexy to throw on this weekend ~
7 Cozy Fall Flicks To Cuddle Up To
As we ease into the coziness of the fall season, we reflect on some of our favorite films to cuddle up and watch. Whether you’re in the mood for something sultry, spooky, or adventurous, we got you.
Diary of a POCF: "Beyond the Dildo"
Megan is a writer and lifestyle blogger married to a commercial fisherman who presented her with a Clone-A-Willy the summer he fished for three full straight months. They got the mold right the second time, and now Megan encourages other partners...
How to Use a Vibrator with a Partner
While we are totally aware our custom vibrators bring a particular element to intimate situations, we’re generally all about bringing vibrators in during partner sex. They are amazing tools:- to enhance pleasure and new sensations- create different types of intimacy- helps with acting...
Does Size Matter With the Clone-A-Willy Kit?
Does penis size matter with the Clone-A-Willy? In a word: No. We think willies of all shapes and sizes are perfect, and you are a rarity if your D is too big for our penis molding kits. The Clone-A-Willy kit is designed (by a chemist) to replicate...
Hoe On The Go
Summer is coming to a close, and we are all trying to squeeze in a few last adventures. But don't worry, it's never too late to be a hoe on the go! (and our kits make the best travel accessories) Whether you, 1. Just...
10 Free Summer Date Ideas
We’ve been REELING over how to cope with rising costs and simultaneously finding ways to enjoy the summer season. Luckily, there are plenty of ways to participate in romance on a budget or do something entirely free!
How to pop the question ~
"can I clone your willy / pussy?"
After all these years of cloning, we thought it would be fun to share some ways how to ask someone to clone their parts. Silly, romantic, cryptic or to the point, there are many consensual ways to pop the question!
Tips to Stay Connected &
Honor Ourselves During The Winter Season
Winter’s celebrated for many reasons, although the season brings about a wide range of emotions. It’s important to keep this in conversation, if only to recognize that it’s not continuously joyous for all.Personally, I’ve been navigating winter through darker terrain for...
December Hoescopes 🔮
The hoelidays are in full swing! Tis' the season to be extra af, treat yourself whenever you get a chance and spread the love. Lean into the cozy season and get festive when it comes to your sex life (solo or partnered)!
Sex + Communication: a short and important check-in
While asking for what you want in any intimate context might seem like it could be simple at first thought, it's interpersonally complex. You're in the moment, distracted by so many things and the dance of it all. On top of that, it could feel awkward, selfish, malicious
November Hoescopes 🔮
We've got your monthly dose of Hoescopes just in time to start planning out your hoeliday dates, hook-ups, and other sexy hangs! Things might be cooling down outside, but they are heating up in the bedroom 🔥
A Lesson on Procrasturbating Birthday Gifts
Cloning my dick was the best science experiment I never knew I needed. My friend didn’t realize he needed it, either, and that was probably the best part of that birthday present. I can’t wait to procrastinate for next year’s birthday present! Now, how can I clone this...
Global + Digital Sex Positive Communities + Educators
If you haven’t gotten involved in online sex positive communities or are just looking to expand your networks, there’s no better time than the present to do so. As the pandemic continues, it definitely challenges our basic human need to connect.
September Hoescopes 🔮
The planets have some messages in store for all of your hoes on the go! Fall is cumming, and cuffing season is near. The time is now to get all that wild (and safe) sexual energy out of your system while we are all still out and about! ...
End of Summer Self-Love 🌤️
While we still have until the end of September to see the official end of the summer, it often feels like the last bit of the season is the longest part. Before we all lean into the cooler months, we thought it would be a good time to consider...
August Hoescopes 🔮
Summer is winding down, the leaves are starting to change color, and we are speeding towards cuffing season at high speed! But before we all couple up and go into hibernation mode, the planets have a few more opportunities of connection lined up this month. Take advantage of this time...
Sex Sells Finale Featuring Clone-A-Willy On Fuse TV
The Clone-A-Willy Team is so excited to share our recent interview and feature on the Fuse TV series Sex Sells! Airs Monday July 26th, 11:00PM PST on Fuse TV Enjoy this short clip and watch the full Finale episode (108) Read more
The Ultimate Guide to Molding Your Penis or Vulva!
We realize that making a copy of your penis or vulva is something you probably don't do every day! The DIY molding process can be a new and sometimes intimidating experience. When's the last time you stuck your bits into a vessel of lukewarm molding goo? Never...
June Hoescopes 🔮
The planets have A LOT going on this month as we dive right into Gemini Season! As the weather warms up and COVID restrictions relax (thank you vaccinations), we are feeling the duality of the excitement to re-emerge into society while also already missing all that extra solo time!Angeli is...
Artists We Love 😍
As we come closer to the end of May - and importantly the recognized international masturbation month, we’re excited to share a few of our favorite artists who have created memorable work representing emboldened self pleasure.
Bigbody on NSFW Content and The World of OnlyFans
"There are spaces in the sex world that fit each of us. It's all about learning where you feel most comfortable and most supported."
A Sexy Spring Picnic by Portrait Mami 🍇
We were very lucky to snag amazing film photographer and friend of the brand Portrait Mami for a vibrant spring photoshoot while they were visiting our hometown of Portland, Oregon! What a daydream 🌈 Peep the full photo story and plan your own sexy picnic!
We had the honor of chatting with fellow Portlander, creative, and artist Jo, founder/jeweler extraordinaire of OZMA Autonomy! She recently created the Clit Hitch, an eco-friendly replacer for the classic Truck Nuts using our Clone-A-Pussy Kit! Read more
Absolutely Blake Makes A Double-Sided Dildo 😲
Our pal Absolutely Blake is back at it again! This time making a double-sided dildo with two of our favorite Glow Clone-A-Willy Kits!!
February Hoescopes 🔮
Happy February! It's Black History Month AND Valentine SZN, which gives us two more reasons to show each other some extra love! But even more importantly let's get inspired to check-in with ourselves and give ourselves some TLC! Self-love and pleasure are great forms of self-care and also resistance....
10 Sexy (and Safe) Date Night
Activities During Quarantine
It's 2021 and we're still staying home! Does quarantine have you missing those spontaneous date nights with your SO? Yeah, us too. COVID may have made it difficult to keep the romance alive, but don’t let social distancing create distance between you and your partner. Here are 10 date...
January Hoescopes 🔮
2021 is here and we are all manifesting brighter times! There is a collective sense of hope as we start to navigate the new year, and the planets are in our favor. With the "stargaze window" opening up in the night sky again on January 6th, after the last...
December Hoescopes 🔮
Your ho-ho-hoescopes are here! See what the stars have in store for you this hoeliday season and how to practice self-care / pleasure along the way ~
November Hoescopes 🔮
It's election week and we are all stressed. Luckily our gal Angeli has this month's Hoescopes fresh off the press to remind us all to practice a little extra self-care this month and that pleasure is the best form of resistance!
(in this economy)
After Covid-fueled months of being the new Wild West of the adult content marketplace, OnlyFans capped how much money users can tip and charge, and the very green scenery of possibilities changed… IN THIS ECONOMY. These regulations came shortly after Bella Thorne broke the Internet (in a bad...
October Hoescopes 🔮
Spooky season is upon us! Angeli is here with your monthly Hoescopes to help you stay sexy while getting witchy with it. This month is packed with planetary movement, including two full moons and Mercury in retrograde, so pull those fishnets up high, stock those cauldrons, and remember to...
Tips For Molding A Big D*** 🍆
Congratulations your johnson is larger than average! We think willies of all shapes and sizes are perfect, but if your D is too big for our penis molding kits, you are a rarity. While big schlongs are the norm in most mainstream porn, the average size of...
The Benefit Of Using Sex Toys to Women's Health
Written by Belinda Anderson When talking about sex, we often face questions that involve a persons’ stamina during intercourse, how often they reach orgasm, and what positions are best when doing it with a partner. However, many are uncomfortable...
August Hoescopes 🔮
Can you believe it's already August? Summer is flying by but we've got a fresh round of Hoescopes to keep you present! This month's horoscopes were written by our babe Six The Sextrologer with the help of Angeli, who will be taking over...
10 Sex Positive DIY Ideas for Your Summer at Home 🎨
We're all spending a little (or A LOT) more time at home this summer! Meaning many of us are suffering from cabin fever, boredom, and at times severe monotony. But alas! We are here to spice things up with some DIY craft ideas that are easy, accessible, and of...
Intimacy (or Lack Thereof) In A Time of Distance
When public life shut down for a pandemic, it seemed only logical to rub it out and have sex like HOARNINESS was going out of stock. We thought more private time equals more private parts time. We thought we would finally milk that prostate or eat that ass....
Tucking with Skims
One Women’s Desperate Attempt to Hide her Dick with Kim Kardashian’s Underwear
Wildest Dildo News of the Last Decade
We’ve had a lot of talk about dildos, dicks, and vibes in the news, which is pretty amazing in and of itself because only thirty years ago, women’s sex toys were still a...
Clone-A-Willy's Guide To
Safe Sex During COVID-19 😷🍆
While you're stuck at home during this world-wide quarantine, we can't think of a better time to explore yourself and each other sexually. Well, of course, we can imagine better circumstances, but here we are, so let's make the best of it (while doing it safely)! So you're stuck...
Local COVID-19 Resources
in Portland, Oregon 💖
These are scary times for everyone around the world. We are constantly sending love, compassion, and healthy thoughts to all of those struggling during the outbreak. In order to help support the local community, we've compiled a list of all the resources, assistance programs, food delivery, and more our home...
Date Crashing with UpDating ~ Episode 2
On the second episode of Date Crashing with UpDating hosts Harrison and Brandon they crash yet another random date on the streets of NYC! On this vegan first date, sparks are flying and fashion choices are questions...
March Hoescopes 🔮
Spring is around the corner and we're all wading our way through Mercury in Retrograde (only a couple more days)! Our resident Sexologist, Six, has some fresh self-affirmations to help us be our best damn selves this month!
Absolutely Blake Molds His Face 😱
Our buddy Blake used our DIY molding materials to mold his whole face!
Date Crashing with UpDating ~ Episode 1
UpDating hosts Harrison and Brandon crash a random date in NYC on behalf of Clone-A-Willy and send them home with a surprise that's sure to spice up the evening!
Valentine’s Day: The Gender Reveal
Valentine’s Day is a special milestone unlike any other time during earth’s never-ending struggle laps around the sun. Zoom in on this Google Earth, and take in the splendor of the curious human race. You will find each specimen is totally engrossed in… ahhhh, a traditional makeout seshbreeding! (in this...
Hoescopes ~ February 🔮
This month we are celebrating soul searching, self-realization, and prioritizing our most valuable relationship -- the one with ourselves. 🌹 Our amazing resident Sexstrologer, Six, has some necessary mantras for us to shake off the last bits of winter lethargy, deepen our community connections, and look forward to the warmth...