1. Will I ever get over my ex who’s packing?
If you mean packing in the “putting things in bags” sense of the term, then your ex hasn’t even moved out yet. Give it a minute. If you mean packing in the “my ex has a massive cock” sense of the term, you may never get over your ex fully. (Here’s hoping you have some pics and/or a Clone-A-Willy dildo to remember him by.) Look, I don’t know whether or not you’re gay — there’s not much info to go on in your letter — but I’ve seen two gay men go from fuckbuddies to boyfriends/husbands and back to fuckbuddies again when the relationship didn’t work out. So, if you can manage to stick the dismount here… if you can keep this breakup amicable… periodic remounts could be in your future…
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