CLONE-A-WILLY BLOG

A Guide to Portland’s Naughtiest Spots

Posted by Rachel Smith on September 18, 2014

With the exponential rise in Portland’s popularity, hundreds of guides have been written to cover the trendiest and tastiest places in the city. Known for our array of strange businesses and quirky citizens, there is plenty to see and fun to be had, so...

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The Science of Sex: Do Penis Pumps Really Work?

Posted by Dr. David Claus on September 16, 2014

It all depends on how you define 'work'. A penis pump is definitely effective at filling your penis with as much blood as possible, thereby creating your largest erection possible, but whether or not it...

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Inside the Empire: Meet Jerome!

Posted by Rachel Smith on September 10, 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen, today we will be heading back down to the factory place where the magic happens to meet our very own J.D. Salinger! He's a bit private, but he's been kind enough to do the thing he hates the most: SURVEYS! Read more

The Steps to Cloning-A-Willy

Posted by Dr. David Claus on September 08, 2014

  1. MIX MOLDING GELThe first step of the cloning process is to create a precise negative mold of your willy. To achieve the highest level of detail, each Clone A Willy Kit contains a specially formulated...

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The Science of Sex: Tips on Getting the Most Detail out of Your Penis Casting.

Posted by Dr. David Claus on September 04, 2014

Using a Clone-A-Willy Kit to create an exact silicone copy of your penis is pretty straightforward, but below are a couple of things NOT mentioned in the directions that will ensure you'll get the absolute best, most detailed replica possible:1....

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Inside the Empire: Hump Day Playlist!

Posted by Rachel Smith on September 03, 2014

You've cloned your willy or you've received your clone....what next? Take it for a test-drive! We've put a mix together for you to G E T  I T  O N ! From cloneawilly on 8tracks...

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Inside the Empire: Meet Roman!

Posted by Rachel Smith on August 27, 2014

At Clone-A-Willy, we are lucky enough to have our warehouse/factory in the same beautiful building as our office. This week we're heading down to the factory to meet Roman!  What is your name?  Not Roman  What...

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The Science of Sex: How to clean up a Clone-A-Willy molding gel spill.

Posted by Dr. David Claus on August 25, 2014

Oh, no! While creating a mold of your penis you've accidentally spilled some of the alginate molding gel on the floor.  How should you clean it up?  It all depends on what kind of floor you’re dealing with...   Read more

Inside the Empire: Hump Day Playlist

Posted by Rachel Smith on August 20, 2014

Do you need help getting through your hump day woes? We put a little mix together of what we've been listening to at the office. So kick back and enjoy the music—it will be the weekend before you know it. Inside the office...

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Does Size Matter With the Clone-A-Willy?

Posted by Todd Jarnagin on August 19, 2014

Does penis size matter with the Clone-A-Willy? In a word: No. The Clone-A-Willy kit is designed to replicate most men up to 9 inches without needing extra material. It's a very rare man who's over 9 inches long when measured along the...

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How Water Temperature Affects Your 3D Penis Alginate Mold

Posted by Dr. David Claus on August 18, 2014

When making a 3D alginate mold of your penis, proper water temperature is...

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The Science of Sex: Do lubricants kill sperm?

Posted by Dr. David Claus on August 11, 2014

by David Claus, Ph.D. Recent evidence shows they just might. It's not only those containing spermicides that are potentially toxic to sperm - they all might be - at least to some degree.   ...

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The Science of Sex: Sodium Alginate and 5 popular foods that contain it.

Posted by Dr. David Claus on August 04, 2014

by David Claus, Ph.D. Q: How is the Clone-A-Willy Kit able to create such perfectly detailed, true to size and shape molds (negatives) of penises?A: By using a specially buffered, top quality sodium alginate and water, of course! Sodium alginate is probably something you've never heard of, but...

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The Science of Sex: The molecular formula for SEX

Posted by Dr. David Claus on July 28, 2014

by David Claus, Ph.D. Yes, there actually is a molecular formula for SEX, and here it is:     Read more

The Science of Sex: Why is Silicone the ideal sex toy material?

Posted by Dr. David Claus on July 21, 2014

by David Claus, Ph.D. 100% pure silicone is arguably the safest and best sex toy material in the world. It's soft and lifelike, non-porous (it won't harbor germs), non-allergenic, and it warms up quickly to body temperature (it wont stay cold after pulling it...

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Homemade dildo - How To Clone-A-Willy

Posted by Nina Perez on July 18, 2014

This informational video shows just how easy it is to clone your favorite Willy. It features original music by Jeffery Brodsky from YACHT.

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Clone-A-Willy on 'Jobs That Don't Suck'

Posted by Nina Perez on July 16, 2014

  Back in May, we made an appearance on MTV2's Jobs That Don't Suck and taught Andrew Schulz how to make an exact vibrating replica of a deli sausage.     Check out the episode below, then visit...

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The Science of Sex: Clean That Clone-A-Willy!

Posted by Dr. David Claus on July 15, 2014

by David Claus, Ph.D. Now that you've created an exact copy of your favorite Willy, you'll want to be sure to take proper care of it. Don't take the cleaning of your Clone lightly; one of the most common ways to get a bacterial...

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Clone-A-Willy In Neighbors Starring Zac Efron, Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne

Posted by Sasha Burchuk on May 15, 2014

  The original Clone-A-Willy kit has a part in the new Universal Pictures film, NEIGHBORS.  Zac Efron and his frat-buddies use Clone A Willy to make and sell copies of their penises!  

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Clone-A-Willy tutorial on MTV2's Jobs That Don't Suck

Posted by Tabitha D on May 13, 2014

Clone-A-Willy is on MTV! We’re teaching Andrew Schulz, host of MTV2’s Jobs That Don't Suck, how to clone his willy. Check out tomorrow’s episode at 11:30 ET for a tutorial...

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The Science of Sex: Is 3D Penis Printing a reality?

Posted by Dr. David Claus on May 07, 2014

by David Claus, Ph.D. Though quite cool and no doubt the wave of the future, most of what you've heard about 3D printing has been a bit over-hyped (click HERE for an interesting narrative by a man who does it for a living).  3D printing,...

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The Science of Sex: Not all silicones are the same - Tin vs Platinum-cure.

Posted by Sasha Burchuk on May 07, 2014

by David Claus, Ph.D. Silicone is justifiably considered the gold-standard of sex toy materials, but few people actually know that there are...

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Copy your penis like the dudes in the Neighbors movie

Posted by Sasha Burchuk on May 07, 2014

When faced with a flooded basement and possible condemnation of their Delta Psi house, the frat boys of Neighbors use Clone-A-Willy kits to make copies of their dicks and sell them as dildos on campus. Read more

You Don't Have to go to Sweden to get a Dildo Popsicle!

Posted by Joe Hanson on April 22, 2014

A company in Sweden is marketing a line of popsicles in the shape of a penis, but you can make one right now using your Clone-A-Willy kit!  After your first replica is cured and removed from your mold, fill the mold with any water based liquid, like fruit punch and...

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Making The Mold With Empire Labs

Posted by Sasha Burchuk on December 30, 2013

Any company with a logo that says “Better Loving Through Chemistry”—and whose signature product is called “Clone-A-Willy”—has to be an entertaining place to work. And a discussion with Vice President and CEO Joe Hanson bears that out...

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Our Co-Founder, the Aquaman of Cats

Posted by Bold Apps on December 11, 2013

1) What is your job with Empire Labs and how long have you worked here? I am VP of Sales & Marketing. I co-founded Empire Labs back in 2001. 2) What is the most unusual experience you've...

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How to Make a Copy of a Penis

Posted by Sasha Burchuk on December 11, 2013

Congratulations! You've found your way to our amazing step by step guide to making a copy of a penis. Whatever your reason for needing an extra or several around, the easiest way to make it happen is to follow the steps laid out in the Clone-A-Willy...

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Clone A Willy visited ANME!

Posted by Tabitha D on December 11, 2013

This July we joined the ANME Founder's Show for adventure and fun, along with a bit of requisite networking. The attendance was fantastic, and it was great to see our distributors from all over the world! 

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Seven Questions with Todd, Customer Service Superstar & Mighty De-escalator

Posted by Bold Apps on December 11, 2013

1) What is your job with Empire Labs, and how long have you worked here? I've worked for the company since 2004 and I've been in charge of customer care and quality control since 2007. 2) What is the most unusual customer care experience you've had? I once had a...

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