DIY Dirty Talk Workshop:
How to Say Exactly What You Want šļø

Dirty talk is an art, a science and sometimes a skill that feelsĀ so hard to grasp. Maybe you want to spice things up but donāt know what to say?
Thereās good news: dirty talk is 100% attainable through practice and weāre about to make it way less awkward. Welcome to your DIY Dirty Talk Workshop, where we break down how to find your voice, drop the shame, and turn words into a š„ experience!
Step 1: Find Your Dirty Talk Persona
Dirty talk comes in infinite forms, so before you continue on with a single word we should figure out what persona feels most natural to you.
The Sweet-Talker: loves whispering soft affirmations and telling their partner (or partners) how good they feel
Your go-to line might be: āYouāre incredible. I could stay here forever.ā
The Tease: enjoys building anticipation with playful restraint
Your go-to line might be: āI might let youā¦ā or āKeep begging and maybe Iāll consider it.ā
The Director: takes control and gives clear instructions
Your go-to line might be: āTurn around.ā or āTouch yourself for me.ā
The Storyteller: loves setting the scene, vivid visualization, painting a picture with words
Your go-to line might be: āImagine I was right there, whispering in your ear.ā
The Filthy One: no filter - loves explicit, raw language
Your go-to line might be: āI want you so bad I canāt think straight.ā
The Soft Dominant: commands with warmth and care
Your go-to line might be: āBe good and come here.ā
The Curious Explorer: learns as they go, asks questions, loves feedback
Your go-to line might be: āTell me what turns you on the most.ā
The Worshipper: makes their partner feel like a deity
Your go-to line might be: āEvery inch of you is perfect.ā
The Auditory Lover: gets off on the sounds of pleasure as much as the words
Your go-to line might be: āI want to hear you moan.ā
The Comedian: keeps things light, fun, and unexpected
Your go-to line might be: āDid you just break my bed? Iām so proud of us.ā
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Not quite sure where you land? Try some of these out loud right now. No oneās listening, promise.
Step 2: Start Small
The goal isnāt to start off sounding like youāre the main character in an erotic novel. Simple statements said with confidence can be just as effective as an entire monologue. Try these out:
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AffirmationsĀ
- Ā āYou feel so good.ā
- Ā āI love the way you touch me.ā
- Ā QuestionsĀ
- Ā āDo you like that?ā
- Ā āTell me what you want next.ā
- Ā InstructionsĀ
- Ā āDonāt stop.ā
- Ā āDo that again, slower.ā
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Descriptive Words
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Ā āYouāre soā¦ā (fill in the blank š)
š”Tip: Record a voice note just for yourself. Play it back. Laugh. Try again.
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Ā āYouāre soā¦ā (fill in the blank š)
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Step 3: Play a Game
ā BONUS Fill-in-the-blank-dirty-talk-practice-guide ā
Try this exercise to loosen up your language and find what feels good to say. Fill in the blanks with whatever feels natural to you:
- Ā "I love it when you _____. It makes me feel _____."
- Ā "I canāt stop thinking about the way you _____."
- Ā "I want you to _____ me until I canāt _____ anymore."
- Ā "You make me feel so _____ when you _____."
- Ā "If I could do anything to you right now, it would be _____."
Say it out loud. Text them. Play around until you find a flow that feels exciting and real.
Want to practice more without pressure? Try these low-stakes games:
Dirty Talk Flashcards: Write different words or phrases on index cards. Pull one at random and use it in a sentence.
Roleplay Roulette: Pick a setting, like strangers at a bar, forbidden romance, late-night phone call, and commit to the bit. It doesnāt have to lead to sex. Itās about getting comfortable with different dynamics.
The One-Word Challenge: You and your partner each pick one word the other has to use in dirty talk that night. This can get real creative, real fast.
Whisper Challenge: One person wears noise-canceling headphones while the other whispers something suggestive. Try to read their lips and guess what they said.
Step 4: Keep It Consensual and Playful
Before you go full speed ahead, letās make sure everyone is having as much fun as you are. Dirty talk is about pleasure for all involved. Before trying something new, itās important to check in, and that could sound like:
- Ā āI really want to say [X] to you. Does that turn you on too?ā
- Ā āWhat kind of words or phrases make you feel sexy?ā
- Ā āDo you like it when I talk to you like this?ā
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Enthusiastic consent makes dirty talk even hotter. Nothing kills the mood faster than uncertainty.
Own Your Voice
Dirty talk is just another form of communication. You donāt need to sound like anyone else! You just need to sound like you. So, go ahead: whisper, tease, instruct, narrate, or get down with your bad self .
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š Want more tips on pleasure and things we probably shouldnāt say in public? You know where to find us. š„