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    Sex Work as a Side Hustle đź’Ľ

    As someone who has experienced the multifaceted world of sex work and content creation, I feel compelled to write a piece that not only respects the diverse experiences of others but also offers a supportive space for those who are intrigued by this line of work and want...

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    Inside the Empire: Meet Our Graphic Designer!

    What is your name? My grandmother likes to Google too much for you to know. What city were you born in? Santa Monica, California How long have you lived in Portland? 1 year How long have you worked at Empire...

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    Dear Clone-A-Willy: The Overly Friendly Ass-Stuffer

      As you might expect, we get our share of strange and humorous emails at Clone-A-Willy. Here's a real email we received and some thoughts on it.   “I'm looking to purchase bulk amounts so I...

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    Clone-A-Willy Costume Contest!!!

      In honor of Halloween and penises everywhere, Clone-A-Willy will be launching our own 2k14 Costume Contest starting NOW! Here is the deal: create the best penis-incorporated costume—it doesn’t have to include a Clone-A-Willy, but we’ll probably like...

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    Halloween Week(end) in the City of Roses

    Halloween is rapidly approaching, and if you're a proper Portlandian, you started creating your costume the day after you recovered from your Halloween-hangover last year. Portlanders are crazy for zombies, dressing up, and drinking; so bring your a...

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    The History of Sex: Vibrators

    A beautifier and an anti-anxiety remedy, a hysteria treatment and a weight loss tool—the vibrator was quite the trade dabbler until it became the master of pleasure. The vibrator has quite the ironic past, so exactly how was the pulsing, purring sex toy...

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    Inside the Empire: Meet Todd!

    If you're familiar with Clone-A-Willy, then you've probably seen our How-To Clone-A-Willy video from back in the day. The guy...

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    Why is Cloning-A-Willy Even Easier With A Sexy Helper?

    Creating an exact silicone copy of your penis using one of our casting kits is pretty simple and straightforward, but there is a reason we suggest using a sexy helper for the process.  Erections can be quickly...

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    The First Do-It-Yourself Penis Casting Kit?

    We here at Empire Labs advertised our first retail do-it-yourself penis casting kit back in April of 1998. The small ad ran on the back page of the San Francisco Bay Guardian under our original name: Abacus VCE (try to find our ad in the...

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    A Guide to Portland’s Naughtiest Spots

    With the exponential rise in Portland’s popularity, hundreds of guides have been written to cover the trendiest and tastiest places in the city. Known for our array of strange businesses and quirky citizens, there is plenty to see and fun to be had, so...

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    The Science of Sex: Do Penis Pumps Really Work?

    It all depends on how you define 'work'. A penis pump is definitely effective at filling your penis with as much blood as possible, thereby creating your largest erection possible, but whether or not it...

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    Inside the Empire: Meet Jerome!

    Ladies and Gentlemen, today we will be heading back down to the factory place where the magic happens to meet our very own J.D. Salinger! He's a bit private, but he's been kind enough to do the thing he hates the most: SURVEYS! Read more

    The Steps to Cloning-A-Willy

      1. MIX MOLDING GELThe first step of the cloning process is to create a precise negative mold of your willy. To achieve the highest level of detail, each Clone A Willy Kit contains a specially formulated...

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    Inside the Empire: Hump Day Playlist!

    You've cloned your willy or you've received your clone....what next? Take it for a test-drive! We've put a mix together for you to G E T  I T  O N ! From cloneawilly on 8tracks...

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    Inside the Empire: Meet Roman!

    At Clone-A-Willy, we are lucky enough to have our warehouse/factory in the same beautiful building as our office. This week we're heading down to the factory to meet Roman!  What is your name?  Not Roman  What...

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    Inside the Empire: Hump Day Playlist

    Do you need help getting through your hump day woes? We put a little mix together of what we've been listening to at the office. So kick back and enjoy the music—it will be the weekend before you know it. Inside the office...

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    Does Size Matter With the Clone-A-Willy?

    Does penis size matter with the Clone-A-Willy? In a word: No. The Clone-A-Willy kit is designed to replicate most men up to 9 inches without needing extra material. It's a very rare man who's over 9 inches long when measured along the...

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    The Science of Sex: Do lubricants kill sperm?

    by David Claus, Ph.D. Recent evidence shows they just might. It's not only those containing spermicides that are potentially toxic to sperm - they all might be - at least to some degree.   ...

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    The Science of Sex: Sodium Alginate and 5 popular foods that contain it.

    by David Claus, Ph.D. Q: How is the Clone-A-Willy Kit able to create such perfectly detailed, true to size and shape molds (negatives) of penises?A: By using a specially buffered, top quality sodium alginate and water, of course! Sodium alginate is probably something you've never heard of, but...

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    The Science of Sex: Why is Silicone the ideal sex toy material?

    by David Claus, Ph.D. 100% pure silicone is arguably the safest and best sex toy material in the world. It's soft and lifelike, non-porous (it won't harbor germs), non-allergenic, and it warms up quickly to body temperature (it wont stay cold after pulling it...

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    Clone-A-Willy on 'Jobs That Don't Suck'

      Back in May, we made an appearance on MTV2's Jobs That Don't Suck and taught Andrew Schulz how to make an exact vibrating replica of a deli sausage.     Check out the episode below, then visit...

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    The Science of Sex: Clean That Clone-A-Willy!

    by David Claus, Ph.D. Now that you've created an exact copy of your favorite Willy, you'll want to be sure to take proper care of it. Don't take the cleaning of your Clone lightly; one of the most common ways to get a bacterial...

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    The Science of Sex: Is 3D Penis Printing a reality?

    by David Claus, Ph.D. Though quite cool and no doubt the wave of the future, most of what you've heard about 3D printing has been a bit over-hyped (click HERE for an interesting narrative by a man who does it for a living).  3D printing,...

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    You Don't Have to go to Sweden to get a Dildo Popsicle!

    A company in Sweden is marketing a line of popsicles in the shape of a penis, but you can make one right now using your Clone-A-Willy kit!  After your first replica is cured and removed from your mold, fill the mold with any water based liquid, like fruit punch and...

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    Making The Mold With Empire Labs

    Any company with a logo that says “Better Loving Through Chemistry”—and whose signature product is called “Clone-A-Willy”—has to be an entertaining place to work. And a discussion with Vice President and CEO Joe Hanson bears that out...

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    Our Co-Founder, the Aquaman of Cats

    1) What is your job with Empire Labs and how long have you worked here? I am VP of Sales & Marketing. I co-founded Empire Labs back in 2001. 2) What is the most unusual experience you've...

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    How to Make a Copy of a Penis

    Congratulations! You've found your way to our amazing step by step guide to making a copy of a penis. Whatever your reason for needing an extra or several around, the easiest way to make it happen is to follow the steps laid out in the Clone-A-Willy...

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    Clone A Willy visited ANME!

    This July we joined the ANME Founder's Show for adventure and fun, along with a bit of requisite networking. The attendance was fantastic, and it was great to see our distributors from all over the world! 

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