CLONE-A-WILLY BLOG
A review of Stella Harris’ Class on Modern Dating:
Sex and intimacy therapist Stella Harris took over the sex boutique She Bop Sunday night to discuss a hobby many of us are obsessing over: dating. Harris’ intention with this particular class was to provide enough resources for attendees to...
Clone-A-Pussy // Create. Enlighten. Empower.
Clone-A-Pussy allows you to make an exact copy of your lady bits (or scientifically known as the vulva) in 100% Platinum Cure Silicone or Milk Chocolate. Brought to you by the creators of Clone-A-Willy, you now can see yourself at a whole new angle in the comfort of your home. ...
S1 and Kat Salas Team up to Build Visibility for the Sex Industry with "How to Talk like a Stripper"
I felt completely changed climbing the stairs back up from the basement of a Rite-Aid Thursday evening. S1, an artist-run gallery and event space that occupies this basement space hosted an event called “How to Talk Like a Stripper”...
THAT LOOKS LIKE A....[With Clone-A-Willy]
@meepygal is back at it again with another fun video on her YouTube channel! This time we've teamed up to do a photo contest and giveaway! To enter post an original photo of anything that looks like a willy (feel free to...
Going to Intense Places :: Part one
We took the Clone a Willy kits to New York City and Berlin, Germany with the intention of adventuring and experiencing new people amongst the bustling cities. What we were not expecting was to be inspired by the strange in the familiar.
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A COMEDY ABOUT "WILLY"
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY - - A comedy about "Willy" from Clone a Willy on Vimeo. Checkout this hilarious new video by our pals JENNAH BRITTANY & LAURA CLERY!!& may this be a lesson to you. Jennah Brittany
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Color Me Rainbow -- A Week Of Portland Pride
We wait all year for Pride, so we might as well get the most out of it by stretching out the celebration for AS LONG AS WE POSSIBLY CAN! See below for a way to spend every day leading up to Pride. (For even more events: check out Thiswink.com.) Saturday...
MAPPING THE VULVA:
Anatomy, Communication, Touch, & Pleasure
This week we are celebrating the vulva! Check out this review of a recent She-Bop class and keep an eye for our brand new Clone-A-Pussy packaging! Our Clone-A-Pussy kit allows any dame to get to know her lady bits on a...
TINDER SHORT STORY
This week we are excited to feature the seventh edition to a series of short stories written by local www.keepportlandsexy.com writer Colette Pomerleau. Throughout this series she colorfully describes the experiences we all have when dabbling in the world of Tinder, and explores the short stories those...
A Discussion and Reading with Amber J. Keyser
Last Thursday evening, She Bop hosted a class, but more of a discussion under the guidance of  Amber J. Keyser. Keyser is editor of the V-Word: True Stories of First-Time Sex and had a memorable way...
MTV Movie Awards: Celebrities & Clone-A-Willy Oh My!
This week Raven-Symone released two new singles for the first time in eight years! Of course this news got us very excited since we had the pleasure of meeting Raven at our gift suite for the MTV Movie Awards 2016 last month! We decided to celebrate the...
The Creators of Clone-A-Willy:
Questions With Co-CEO Joe Hanson
An interview by CJ Asher // Sex & Sexuality Blogger CJ Asher, based out of Philadelphia, PA, asks one of the creators of Clone-A-Willy questions you all want to know. We pulled some of our most frequently asked questions to share!  C.J. Asher – What was...
A (Quick Guide) to Sex Positive Portland
We’ve organized an updated list of clubs, resources, entertainment, shops and beyond for your pleasure and curiosity. Social: Calendars, Meetings, Public and Private Clubs, Community and Educational Centers Q Center 4115 N. Mississippi Ave. (503) 234-7837 Info@pdxQcenter.org
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Review: Open Relationships 101 with Tristan Taormino
By: Colette Pomerleau Walking into the lecture with Tristan Taormino and having very little expectations seemed to be the right way to digest an evening dedicated to open relationships. Because it was hosted by the local "adult boutique", She Bop, I knew I...
Connections to a Space
We all have our own stories tied to specific buildings, neighborhoods and cities. Sometimes they're shared while others are kept private forever. One of the most beautiful aspects of architecture and the built environment in general is the unique connection to a space. Here, we took the Clone a Willy...
"Songs to go out to"
There’s an art to choosing appropriate songs to listen to while you get ready to take on the night, particularly a weekend night. We’ve got that covered for you. Below, we’ve listed reasons why each artist and song will prepare you for the best and for the worst....
PRIMAL CONVERSATIONS: the Beginning
A visual representation of the interaction between the Clone-A-Willy and you. “the process of finding”  “laying it all on the line” Â
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Top Ten Unconventional Places
to Go on a Date in Portland
By Colette Pomerleau It’s time to put a little more effort in the way you’re dating. This is the era where meeting for a drink in a dimly-lit bar while making small talk is no longer relevant. Below, we’ve listed our top ten locations to take your next...
Cleaning Your Clone-A-Willy
Now that the process of making an exact copy of your favorite willy is complete, you probably can’t wait to try it out. However, keeping your willy clean and bacteria free is key to not only your safety, but the longevity of your...
VALENTINE'S POP-UP SHOP & SOCIAL
We had a blast last week participating in a Valentine's Pop-Up Shop & Social in Portland put together by local lifestyle brand/blog...
12 Life Hacks For Cloning Your Willy
 We realize that cloning your Willy is something you probably don't do everyday. The molding process in particular can be a little strange. When's the last time you stuck your erect penis into a tube full of weird, white goo? Never mind. Don't answer that. Here are some tips...
5 Reasons Why a Custom Made Sex Toy is Better Than One Off The Rack
ULTRA PERSONALIZATION
Searching for the perfect sex toy can sometimes turn into quite a mission. There are so many options out there it is often intimidating. Creating a custom-made sex toy can greatly relieve that anxiety and add some excitement to the experience as a whole. Your...
5 of Portland's Oldest & Sexiest Businesses
MARY’S CLUB
Originally opened as a piano bar, Mary’s Club was started in 1954. It is one of Portland’s oldest strip clubs. Even Courtney Love once graced Mary’s stage in the 1980s under the dancer name “Michelle”. In the heart of downtown Portland, Mary’s continues to put...
10 Weird & Sexy Date Ideas for Portlanders
At Clone-A-Willy we aim to keep Portland weird…and SEXY. So we have put our heads together and come up with ten weird and sexy date ideas to help our favorite Portland peeps spice things up outside of the bedroom! TAKE A PERSONAL NAKED BIKE RIDE
Every...
How to Gain Confidence in (and out) of the Bedroom
Losing the ability to believe in and love ourselves happens over time. Childhood traumas, shitty exes and cheats, not being good at something, failing someone, embarrassing sexcapades—the list goes on. To top it all off, we are obsessively body-conscious due...
Dear Clone-A-Willy: Scotch, Mass Dildos, and Sloppy Emails
As you might expect, we get our share of strange and humorous emails at Clone-A-Willy. Here's a real email we received and some thoughts on it.Â
8 Reasons Clone-A-Willy is the Ultimate Sex Toy for Newbies
If you're new to the world of sex toys, it's not always easy knowing where to begin. Fear not!—we're here to help. If you're interested in bringing them into your relationship, we recommend talking to your partner first. The...
Valentine's Gift Guide: A Clone-A-Willy for Any Level of a Relationship
With Valentine’s Day around the corner, you're probably wondering what to get your special someone. You could go the well-worn route of jewelry, roses, or a box of chocolates, or you could step up your gift-giving game and get them something really personal, like a clone of...
Clone Wars and Ph.D's in Advanced Genetics—We Did It so You Don't Have To!
As you might expect, we get our share of strange and humorous emails at Clone-A-Willy. Here's a real email we received and some thoughts on it.
What's in a Name? The Etymology of Penis Slang Throughout History
Penis—the beloved member of the male genetalia. I would bet that penis has more nicknames than any other object in the world. For ages, we've applied just about every conceivable euphemism to the word: animals, weapons, human names, metaphorical words, pet names, shapes, functions—the list goes on. Adopted from...
From Hooking Up to Locking Up, These Are 9 Apps You Need to Try!
                     There are a bazillion apps out there, so we've sifted through the pages to find the best for hooking up, locking up, and keeping the connection...
Everyone Deserves a Todd
As you might expect, we get our share of strange and humorous emails at Clone-A-Willy. Here's a real email we received and some thoughts on it....
The Perfect Care Package for Your Dildo
             Whether you want to add a little something extra to your holiday gift, or just maintain the condition of your freshly cloned vibrating dildo, this care kit is everything you need to make...
How to Gift Wrap Your Clone-A-Willy
The looming cylindrical gift—how do you wrap it so it doesn't look like a child grabbed some pieces of wrapping paper and taped them together? You could just throw it in a wine bag with some tissue and slap a...
Legal Marijuana Sales in Oregon - What Exactly Are Cannabinoids?
Ever since Oregon voted to legalize recreational marijuana, I've been getting questions about THC concentrations and what they actually mean. THC is just one of the cannabinoids found in the marijuana plant... there are many others, though. Here's...
The Best White Elephant Gift—EVER!
White elephant party, yankee swap, tchotchke extravaganza—different names, one objective: bring the most useless, hysterical or wacky gift to pass on to some poor schmuck at your upcoming holiday party. But what...
Crumbs, Penis Pumps and Sex Toy Designs
As you might expect, we get our share of strange and humorous emails at Clone-A-Willy. Here's a real email we received and some thoughts on it.Â
Movies to Heat up Your Holiday Season
Romantic comedies, family road trips, and ye ol' Christmas favorites are bound to be filling up your television channels this month. There are plenty of Oscar-worthy films coming out in theaters too, but if you prefer something a little steamier, stream these flicks to heat up your night.
The Science of Sex: What's the Difference between Clone-a-Willy's Silicone and Those Tubes of '100% Silicone' in Hardware Stores?
When it comes to casting body parts, you don't ever want to use one of those industrial silicones found at places like Home Depot. Why not? Because they're NOT SAFE for your body. Aside from that,...
Worship the Temple: A History of Body Molding
From Ancient Egyptian Pharaohs and Greek Heroes to Beethoven and groupies, the history of body molding is full of idolization. Â Death Masks Rooted in the idealization of the dead, ancient Egyptians believed in the preservation of the body through mummification. In order for the departed...
Political Tribute in the Form of a Dildo
As you might expect, we get our share of strange and humorous emails at Clone-A-Willy. Here's a real email we received and some thoughts on it.
Uh Oh! While Molding My Willy, I Clogged My Drain with Molding Powder. How Can I Unclog It?
Though completely safe and harmless to your pipes, it's best not to pour...
What if my penis is crooked?
Inside the Empire: Meet Our Graphic Designer!
What is your name? My grandmother likes to Google too much for you to know. What city were you born in? Santa Monica, California How long have you lived in Portland? 1 year How long have you worked at Empire...
Dear Clone-A-Willy: The Overly Friendly Ass-Stuffer
 As you might expect, we get our share of strange and humorous emails at Clone-A-Willy. Here's a real email we received and some thoughts on it.  “I'm looking to purchase bulk amounts so I...
The Science of Sex: What's the Difference Between Silicone, Rubber and Silicone Rubber?
Actually, according to chemists, the ’silicone rubber’ in your Clone-A-Willy Kit (or any other silicone sex toy) is not technically considered a silicone, a rubber, OR a silicone rubber. 'Silicone Rubber' is a common lay-term for various polymeric organosilicon compounds. These...
Clone-A-Willy Costume Contest!!!
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In honor of Halloween and penises everywhere, Clone-A-Willy will be launching our own 2k14 Costume Contest starting NOW! Here is the deal: create the best penis-incorporated costume—it doesn’t have to include a Clone-A-Willy, but we’ll probably like...
Halloween Week(end) in the City of Roses
Halloween is rapidly approaching, and if you're a proper Portlandian, you started creating your costume the day after you recovered from your Halloween-hangover last year. Portlanders are crazy for zombies, dressing up, and drinking; so bring your a...
The Science of Sex: What Makes the Glow in the Dark Penis Kit Glow?
Everyone here at Empire Labs agrees that the idea of making an exact silicone copy of any penis is really cool, but making a copy that glows in the dark? Even cooler! What exactly is it that makes your...