We don’t often talk about the comedown after intimacy. This could result from a string of summer hookups, seemingly endless dating app scrolling, or pouring yourself into everyone else’s needs. You might notice the fog, the irritability, or even a crash out. This is called post-sensuality burnout and you’re...
Penis—the beloved member of the male genetalia. I would bet that penis has more nicknames than any other object in the world. For ages, we've applied just about every conceivable euphemism to the word: animals, weapons, human names, metaphorical words, pet names, shapes, functions—the list goes on. Adopted from...
                     There are a bazillion apps out there, so we've sifted through the pages to find the best for hooking up, locking up, and keeping the connection...
             Whether you want to add a little something extra to your holiday gift, or just maintain the condition of your freshly cloned vibrating dildo, this care kit is everything you need to make...
The looming cylindrical gift—how do you wrap it so it doesn't look like a child grabbed some pieces of wrapping paper and taped them together? You could just throw it in a wine bag with some tissue and slap a...
Ever since Oregon voted to legalize recreational marijuana, I've been getting questions about THC concentrations and what they actually mean. THC is just one of the cannabinoids found in the marijuana plant... there are many others, though. Here's...
White elephant party, yankee swap, tchotchke extravaganza—different names, one objective: bring the most useless, hysterical or wacky gift to pass on to some poor schmuck at your upcoming holiday party. But what...
Romantic comedies, family road trips, and ye ol' Christmas favorites are bound to be filling up your television channels this month. There are plenty of Oscar-worthy films coming out in theaters too, but if you prefer something a little steamier, stream these flicks to heat up your night.
When it comes to casting body parts, you don't ever want to use one of those industrial silicones found at places like Home Depot. Why not? Because they're NOT SAFE for your body. Aside from that,...
From Ancient Egyptian Pharaohs and Greek Heroes to Beethoven and groupies, the history of body molding is full of idolization. Â Death Masks Rooted in the idealization of the dead, ancient Egyptians believed in the preservation of the body through mummification. In order for the departed...
What is your name? My grandmother likes to Google too much for you to know. What city were you born in? Santa Monica, California How long have you lived in Portland? 1 year How long have you worked at Empire...
 As you might expect, we get our share of strange and humorous emails at Clone-A-Willy. Here's a real email we received and some thoughts on it.  “I'm looking to purchase bulk amounts so I...
Actually, according to chemists, the ’silicone rubber’ in your Clone-A-Willy Kit (or any other silicone sex toy) is not technically considered a silicone, a rubber, OR a silicone rubber. 'Silicone Rubber' is a common lay-term for various polymeric organosilicon compounds. These...
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In honor of Halloween and penises everywhere, Clone-A-Willy will be launching our own 2k14 Costume Contest starting NOW! Here is the deal: create the best penis-incorporated costume—it doesn’t have to include a Clone-A-Willy, but we’ll probably like...
Halloween is rapidly approaching, and if you're a proper Portlandian, you started creating your costume the day after you recovered from your Halloween-hangover last year. Portlanders are crazy for zombies, dressing up, and drinking; so bring your a...
Everyone here at Empire Labs agrees that the idea of making an exact silicone copy of any penis is really cool, but making a copy that glows in the dark? Even cooler! What exactly is it that makes your...
A beautifier and an anti-anxiety remedy, a hysteria treatment and a weight loss tool—the vibrator was quite the trade dabbler until it became the master of pleasure. The vibrator has quite the ironic past, so exactly how was the pulsing, purring sex toy...
Creating an exact silicone copy of your penis using one of our casting kits is pretty simple and straightforward, but there is a reason we suggest using a sexy helper for the process. Erections can be quickly...
We here at Empire Labs advertised our first retail do-it-yourself penis casting kit back in April of 1998. The small ad ran on the back page of the San Francisco Bay Guardian under our original name: Abacus VCE (try to find our ad in the image...
With the exponential rise in Portland’s popularity, hundreds of guides have been written to cover the trendiest and tastiest places in the city. Known for our array of strange businesses and quirky citizens, there is plenty to see and fun to be had, so...
It all depends on how you define 'work'. A penis pump is definitely effective at filling your penis with as much blood as possible, thereby creating your largest erection possible, but whether or not it produces...
Ladies and Gentlemen, today we will be heading back down to the factory place where the magic happens to meet our very own J.D. Salinger! He's a bit private, but he's been kind enough to do the thing he hates the most: SURVEYS! Read more
 1. MIX MOLDING GELThe first step of the cloning process is to create a precise negative mold of your willy. To achieve the highest level of detail, each Clone A Willy Kit contains a specially formulated...
Using a Clone-A-Willy Kit to create an exact silicone copy of your penis is pretty straightforward, but below are a couple of things NOT mentioned in the directions that will ensure you'll get the absolute best, most detailed replica possible:1. After creating your...
You've cloned your willy or you've received your clone....what next? Take it for a test-drive! We've put a mix together for you to G E T Â I T Â O N ! From cloneawilly on 8tracks...
At Clone-A-Willy, we are lucky enough to have our warehouse/factory in the same beautiful building as our office. This week we're heading down to the factory to meet Roman!  What is your name?  Not Roman  What...
Oh, no! While creating a mold of your penis you've accidentally spilled some of the alginate molding gel on the floor. How should you clean it up? It all depends on what kind of floor you’re dealing with...  Read more
Do you need help getting through your hump day woes? We put a little mix together of what we've been listening to at the office. So kick back and enjoy the music—it will be the weekend before you know it. Inside the office...
Does penis size matter with the Clone-A-Willy? In a word: No. The Clone-A-Willy kit is designed to replicate most men up to 9 inches without needing extra material. It's a very rare man who's over 9 inches long when measured along the...
Recent evidence shows they just might. It's not only those containing spermicides that are potentially toxic to sperm - they all might be - at least to some degree.  Years of peer reviewed, published...
Q: How is the Clone-A-Willy Kit able to create such perfectly detailed, true to size and shape molds (negatives) of penises?A: By using a specially buffered, top quality sodium alginate and water, of course! Sodium alginate is probably something you've never heard of, but you've almost certainly been exposed...
100% pure silicone is arguably the safest and best sex toy material in the world. It's soft and lifelike, non-porous (it won't harbor germs), non-allergenic, and it warms up quickly to body temperature (it wont stay cold after pulling it from your drawer). It's also...
 Back in May, we made an appearance on MTV2's Jobs That Don't Suck and taught Andrew Schulz how to make an exact vibrating replica of a deli sausage.   Check out the episode below, then visit...
Now that you've created an exact copy of your favorite Willy, you'll want to be sure to take proper care of it. Don't take the cleaning of your Clone lightly; one of the most common ways to get a bacterial infection is from unclean or...
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The original Clone-A-Willy kit has a part in the new Universal Pictures film, NEIGHBORS. Zac Efron and his frat-buddies use Clone A Willy to make and sell copies of their penises! Â
Clone-A-Willy is on MTV! We’re teaching Andrew Schulz, host of MTV2’s Jobs That Don't Suck, how to clone his willy. Check out tomorrow’s episode at 11:30 ET for a tutorial...
Though quite cool and no doubt the wave of the future, most of what you've heard about 3D printing has been a bit over-hyped (click HERE for an interesting narrative by a man who does it for a living). 3D printing, particularly the 3D printing of...
Silicone is justifiably considered the gold-standard of sex toy materials, but few people actually know that there are important differences in the types of silicones. CLONE-A-WILLY uses only a platinum catalyzed silicone. Below is a quick breakdown of tin-catalyzed vs platinum-catalyzed silicones. Read more
When faced with a flooded basement and possible condemnation of their Delta Psi house, the frat boys of Neighbors use Clone-A-Willy kits to make copies of their dicks and sell them as dildos on campus. Read more
A company in Sweden is marketing a line of popsicles in the shape of a penis, but you can make one right now using your Clone-A-Willy kit! Â After your first replica is cured and removed from your mold, fill the mold with any water based liquid, like fruit punch and...
Any company with a logo that says “Better Loving Through Chemistry”—and whose signature product is called “Clone-A-Willy”—has to be an entertaining place to work. And a discussion with Vice President and CEO Joe Hanson bears that out...
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