Illustrated GIF by Emilia Schettino  Letâs get real: relationships are rarely picture-perfect, especially when it comes to intimacy. Maybe youâre into slow dances, but your partner loves dancing solo to techno. Perhaps they want to explore kink, while youâre still figuring out what...
We here at Empire Labs advertised our first retail do-it-yourself penis casting kit back in April of 1998. The small ad ran on the back page of the San Francisco Bay Guardian under our original name: Abacus VCE (try to find our ad in the...
With the exponential rise in Portlandâs popularity, hundreds of guides have been written to cover the trendiest and tastiest places in the city. Known for our array of strange businesses and quirky citizens, there is plenty to see and fun to be had, so...
It all depends on how you define 'work'. A penis pump is definitely effective at filling your penis with as much blood as possible, thereby creating your largest erection possible, but whether or not it...
Ladies and Gentlemen, today we will be heading back down to the factory place where the magic happens to meet our very own J.D. Salinger! He's a bit private, but he's been kind enough to do the thing he hates the most: SURVEYS! Read more
 1. MIX MOLDING GELThe first step of the cloning process is to create a precise negative mold of your willy. To achieve the highest level of detail, each Clone A Willy Kit contains a specially formulated...
Using a Clone-A-Willy Kit to create an exact silicone copy of your penis is pretty straightforward, but below are a couple of things NOT mentioned in the directions that will ensure you'll get the absolute best, most detailed replica possible:1....
You've cloned your willy or you've received your clone....what next? Take it for a test-drive! We've put a mix together for you to G E T Â I T Â O N ! From cloneawilly on 8tracks...
At Clone-A-Willy, we are lucky enough to have our warehouse/factory in the same beautiful building as our office. This week we're heading down to the factory to meet Roman!  What is your name?  Not Roman  What...
Oh, no! While creating a mold of your penis you've accidentally spilled some of the alginate molding gel on the floor. How should you clean it up? It all depends on what kind of floor youâre dealing with...  Read more
Do you need help getting through your hump day woes? We put a little mix together of what we've been listening to at the office. So kick back and enjoy the musicâit will be the weekend before you know it. Inside the office...
Does penis size matter with the Clone-A-Willy? In a word: No. The Clone-A-Willy kit is designed to replicate most men up to 9 inches without needing extra material. It's a very rare man who's over 9 inches long when measured along the...
by David Claus, Ph.D. Recent evidence shows they just might. It's not only those containing spermicides that are potentially toxic to sperm - they all might be - at least to some degree.  ...
by David Claus, Ph.D. Q: How is the Clone-A-Willy Kit able to create such perfectly detailed, true to size and shape molds (negatives) of penises?A: By using a specially buffered, top quality sodium alginate and water, of course! Sodium alginate is probably something you've never heard of, but...
by David Claus, Ph.D. 100% pure silicone is arguably the safest and best sex toy material in the world. It's soft and lifelike, non-porous (it won't harbor germs), non-allergenic, and it warms up quickly to body temperature (it wont stay cold after pulling it...
 Back in May, we made an appearance on MTV2's Jobs That Don't Suck and taught Andrew Schulz how to make an exact vibrating replica of a deli sausage.   Check out the episode below, then visit...
by David Claus, Ph.D. Now that you've created an exact copy of your favorite Willy, you'll want to be sure to take proper care of it. Don't take the cleaning of your Clone lightly; one of the most common ways to get a bacterial...
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The original Clone-A-Willy kit has a part in the new Universal Pictures film, NEIGHBORS. Zac Efron and his frat-buddies use Clone A Willy to make and sell copies of their penises! Â
Clone-A-Willy is on MTV! Weâre teaching Andrew Schulz, host of MTV2âs Jobs That Don't Suck, how to clone his willy. Check out tomorrowâs episode at 11:30 ET for a tutorial...
by David Claus, Ph.D. Though quite cool and no doubt the wave of the future, most of what you've heard about 3D printing has been a bit over-hyped (click HERE for an interesting narrative by a man who does it for a living). 3D printing,...
When faced with a flooded basement and possible condemnation of their Delta Psi house, the frat boys of Neighbors use Clone-A-Willy kits to make copies of their dicks and sell them as dildos on campus. Read more
A company in Sweden is marketing a line of popsicles in the shape of a penis, but you can make one right now using your Clone-A-Willy kit! Â After your first replica is cured and removed from your mold, fill the mold with any water based liquid, like fruit punch and...
Any company with a logo that says âBetter Loving Through Chemistryââand whose signature product is called âClone-A-Willyââhas to be an entertaining place to work. And a discussion with Vice President and CEO Joe Hanson bears that out...
1) What is your job with Empire Labs and how long have you worked here? I am VP of Sales & Marketing. I co-founded Empire Labs back in 2001. 2) What is the most unusual experience you've...
Congratulations! You've found your way to our amazing step by step guide to making a copy of a penis. Whatever your reason for needing an extra or several around, the easiest way to make it happen is to follow the steps laid out in the Clone-A-Willy...
This July we joined the ANME Founder's Show for adventure and fun, along with a bit of requisite networking. The attendance was fantastic, and it was great to see our distributors from all over the world!Â
1) What is your job with Empire Labs, and how long have you worked here? I've worked for the company since 2004 and I've been in charge of customer care and quality control since 2007. 2) What is the most unusual customer care experience you've had? I once had a...
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