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    ENTER TO WIN:
    Huge Giveaway With Ship-A-Dick

    ENTER TO WIN: <br>Huge Giveaway With Ship-A-Dick

    We’ve teamed up with another Dick-tastic company here in Portland, OR for one big, girthy giveaway! Win a bundle of dicks, including two incredible bundles from Ship-A-Dick and yours truly (duh) 👋

    We will be selecting three winners on Monday, February 8th! The Grand Prize winner will receive a Bouquet of Dicks, Box of Dicks, Pint of Dicks, Mug of Dicks, Ship A Dick Fanny Pack, two koozies, and $100 Ship-A-Dick Gift Card, and their choice of any two of our DIY Molding Kits. The two runner ups will get sent a Bouquet of Dicks, a $25 Ship-A-Dick Gift Card, and their choice of any one of our DIY Moldings Kits! This is a big one ya’ll 🤑

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    Local COVID-19 Resources
    in Portland, Oregon 💖

    Local COVID-19 Resources <br>in Portland, Oregon 💖
    These are scary times for everyone around the world. We are constantly sending love, compassion, and healthy thoughts to all of those struggling during the outbreak. In order to help support the local community, we've compiled a list of all the resources, assistance programs, food delivery, and more our home town of Portland, Oregon is doing to take care of our residents during the pandemic! 

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    Valentine’s Day: The Gender Reveal

    Valentine’s Day: The Gender Reveal
    Valentine’s Day is a special milestone unlike any other time during earth’s never-ending struggle laps around the sun. Zoom in on this Google Earth, and take in the splendor of the curious human race. You will find each specimen is totally engrossed in

    … ahhhh, a traditional makeout sesh
    breeding! (in this economy?)
    feeding on nutrient-deficient food while weeping…
    or masturbating at a questionable frequency.

    This day is, in fact, literally like any other day, to be honest. But the humans choose to celebrate, mourn, and make life, well, more difficult.

    **Morgan Freeman’s voice**

    Perhaps you have been staring into the void lately.
    Perhaps you have run out of interesting things to shove up your bodily voids.

    But have you considered GENDER ROLE-PLAY for this Valentine’s Day?

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    12 Tips for Making a Copy of Your Penis

    12 Tips for Making a Copy of Your Penis

    We realize that making a copy of your dick is something you probably don't do every day. The penis molding process can be a new and sometimes intimidating experience. When's the last time you stuck your erect penis into a tube full of luke-warm molding goo? Never mind. Don't answer that.

     

    Whether you are a DIY clone kit newbie or a penis cloning pro, we are here for you every step of the way! We've come up with 12 tips to help you make sure your homemade dildo is perfect!

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