What is your name?
My grandmother likes to Google too much for you to know.
What city were you born in?
Santa Monica, California
How long have you lived in Portland?
How long have you worked at Empire Labs (Clone-A-Willy)?
Have you ever cloned your willy and/or other body parts?
Who would play you in a movie?
Anyone in Caddy Shack
If you had to sing karaoke, what would your go-to song be?
When you're not working at Empire, what are you doing?
Drinking cocktails at the top of the Big Pink. Or at Oaks Park.
What is your biggest pet peeve?
Cats or dogs?
Burrito or burger?
Ocean or mountains?
Pepsi or coke?
Britney or Christina?
Can you play an instrument?
Do you speak any other language?
The Language of Love.
If you could be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?
NO! Whatever I don't know about them I want to keep a mystery.
If you could mold any part of your body, what would it be?
I would mold my neck and the back of my head so I'd have a mold I could rest my head on.
What would you want your last words to be before you leave this earth?
I see the light!
Is there anything else we should know about you?
Glow in the Dark is my favorite Clone-A-Willy!