Valentine’s Day: The Gender Reveal
Valentine’s Day is a special milestone unlike any other time during earth’s never-ending struggle laps around the sun. Zoom in on this Google Earth, and take in the splendor of the curious human race. You will find each specimen is totally engrossed in
… ahhhh, a traditional makeout sesh
breeding! (in this economy?)
feeding on nutrient-deficient food while weeping…
or masturbating at a questionable frequency.
This day is, in fact, literally like any other day, to be honest. But the humans choose to celebrate, mourn, and make life, well, more difficult.
**Morgan Freeman’s voice**
Perhaps you have been staring into the void lately.
Perhaps you have run out of interesting things to shove up your bodily voids.
But have you considered GENDER ROLE-PLAY for this Valentine’s Day?
… ahhhh, a traditional makeout sesh
breeding! (in this economy?)
feeding on nutrient-deficient food while weeping…
or masturbating at a questionable frequency.
This day is, in fact, literally like any other day, to be honest. But the humans choose to celebrate, mourn, and make life, well, more difficult.
**Morgan Freeman’s voice**
Perhaps you have been staring into the void lately.
Perhaps you have run out of interesting things to shove up your bodily voids.
But have you considered GENDER ROLE-PLAY for this Valentine’s Day?
