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    Valentine’s Day: The Gender Reveal

    Valentine’s Day: The Gender Reveal
    Valentine’s Day is a special milestone unlike any other time during earth’s never-ending struggle laps around the sun. Zoom in on this Google Earth, and take in the splendor of the curious human race. You will find each specimen is totally engrossed in

    … ahhhh, a traditional makeout sesh
    breeding! (in this economy?)
    feeding on nutrient-deficient food while weeping…
    or masturbating at a questionable frequency.

    This day is, in fact, literally like any other day, to be honest. But the humans choose to celebrate, mourn, and make life, well, more difficult.

    **Morgan Freeman’s voice**

    Perhaps you have been staring into the void lately.
    Perhaps you have run out of interesting things to shove up your bodily voids.

    But have you considered GENDER ROLE-PLAY for this Valentine’s Day?

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    12 Tips for Making a Copy of Your Penis

    12 Tips for Making a Copy of Your Penis

    We realize that making a copy of your dick is something you probably don't do every day. The penis molding process can be a new and sometimes intimidating experience. When's the last time you stuck your erect penis into a tube full of luke-warm molding goo? Never mind. Don't answer that.

     

    Whether you are a DIY clone kit newbie or a penis cloning pro, we are here for you every step of the way! We've come up with 12 tips to help you make sure your homemade dildo is perfect!

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    Cannabis, STI Awareness, and Sex Ed:
    A Conversation With Lady Business 🧠

    Cannabis, STI Awareness, and Sex Ed: <br>A Conversation With Lady Business 🧠

    Here in Portland, we are #blessed to be surrounded by a plethora of badass babes! Creative babes, tech babes, business babes, foodie babes, educational babes, you name it, we have them.

    We have had the pleasure (pun intended) of working with the local social movement Lady Business in the past and were so excited when the founder Lauren, agreed to chat with us about some hot topics!

    Lady Business is dedicated to creating an all-inclusive positive community devoted to breaking stigmas by focusing on discussions about sex, sexuality, infections and diseases, testing, treatments, condoms, safety, empowerment, and cannabis. Now that's what we need more of in the world! Tune into our chat below 💖

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    Sex Toy Collective Tips:
    How To Use A Dildo

    Sex Toy Collective Tips: <br>How To Use A Dildo
    Whether you’ve just received a Clone A Willy or you’ve bought your very first dildo, there are some key differences between real sex and using a dildo. Putting a real penis inside you is very different from putting a sex toy inside you, so listen up if you want to stay safe and have fun!

    I’m JC Ways, Professional Sex Toy Reviewer from The Sex Toy Collective here with a quick guide on how to use a dildo!

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