Inside the Empire: Meet Jerome!
Ladies and Gentlemen, today we will be heading back down to the factory place where the magic happens to meet our very own J.D. Salinger! He's a bit private, but he's been kind enough to do the thing he hates the most: SURVEYS!
What is your name?
Jerome Salinger
What city were you born in?
New York
How long have you lived in Portland?
20 years
How long have you worked at Empire Labs (Clone-A-Willy)?
11 years
Have you ever cloned your willy and/or other body parts?
Yes
Who would play you in a movie?
Brad Pitt
If you had to sing karaoke, what would your go-to song be?
When you're not working at Empire, what are you doing?
Waiting for work to start
What is your biggest pet peeve?
Surveys
What is your biggest fear?
Burning
Cats or dogs?
Neither
Burrito or burger?
Burrito
Ocean or mountains?
Hawaii, so I can have both
Pepsi or coke?
Water
Britney or Christina?
I think my grandchildren listen to these people.
Can you play an instrument?
Not well enough to claim.
Do you speak any other language?
Hausa
If you could be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?
I'd get to know myself.
If you could mold any part of your body, what would it be?
My new boobs.
What would you want your last words to be before you leave this earth?
Rose bud
Is there anything else we should know about you?
I was born feet first.
