Valentine's Gift Guide: A Clone-A-Willy for Any Level of a Relationship
With Valentine’s Day around the corner, you're probably wondering what to get your special someone. You could go the well-worn route of jewelry, roses, or a box of chocolates, or you could step up your gift-giving game and get them something really personal, like a clone of your penis.
Whether you have gone on a few dates, or you have been together for decades, we've got the right Clone-A-Willy for you*.
Unofficially Dating
The Novice Kit: You're just starting to get to know each other. You want to show them you care, while keeping it lighthearted. This gift is the perfect mix of personal and playful. The Novice Kit comes with an extra set of molding powder, so if you screw up the first time you will get a second chance to work together.Friends with Benefits
Chocolate Candy Kit: Let's face it, you're probably not (or shouldn't be) getting your sex bud a gift, but if you do, get them something they can eat. By turning your penis into an edible treat, the Chocolate Candy Kit allows you to give them an immortalized version of what you've been supplying day after day...YOUR PENIS! It's fun, hassle-free, and who can keep chocolate around? It will disappear in no time...just like this relationship.Exclusive Relationship, or Officially Dating
Hot Pink Kit: You've had the talk and you're a certified couple.
As the relationship builds, you'll learn and explore a lot with each other. Celebrate what's to come with the Hot Pink Kit.
Long-term, Committed Relationship
Neon Purple Kit: Purple usually represents magic, mystery, and balance—all the components you need to keep a healthy relationship going. Inspire each other to try new things as you push through the ebbs and flows of love.
Long-distance Relationship
Deep, or Light Skin Tone Kit: It's hard to be without the one you love, especially during holidays. You may not be able to afford to surprise your honey with a visit every time, so take a beat and send part of yourself. The Deep and Light Skin Tone will allow them to have a realistic version of their favorite asset.
Married
Glow-in-the-Dark Kit: As the years pass, thinking of a new and inventive gift can be difficult. Introducing a sex toy into your relationship can spice things up,as well as lead to a deeper sexual bond between the two of you. The Glow kit is perfect for letting your love shine, even in the dark.*It's important to be on the same page with your partner about sex toys, so we recommend discussing the topic with your partner before you buy.
