White elephant party, yankee swap, tchotchke extravaganza—different names, one objective: bring the most useless, hysterical or wacky gift to pass on to some poor schmuck at your upcoming holiday party. But what if you changed the game? What if you brought a gift that is actually usable, hilarious and ensures the most steals of the night?
Imagine…at first there is a slight confusion upon opening the gift—a what?! Then comes the realization: you can clone your penis and turn it into a vibrating dildo! Flushed cheeks of embarrassment—how did they know my heart’s truest desire? Laughter, amazement, awe!
We doubt you need any more convincing, but if you’re one of those tough cookies, here is why Clone-A-Willy is the greatest white elephant gift.
IT IS WHAT IT IS: It’s a gift that allows you to clone your penis and turn it into an exact vibrating silicone replica. I mean, HELLO! If a woman gets it, hello Boner Donor! She still gets to clone a penis.
COST: Starting at $29.95, it’s not going to break the bank.
HUMOR/SHOCK VALUE/EMBARRASSMENT: You will likely get a lot of these responses, which is a good thing in the white elephant world.
USE: They can actually use it! Or re-gift it! And they can exact their revenge upon you in the future by cloning their penis and putting it somewhere…sneaky.
UNIQUE PACKAGING: It will be hard to guess what it is. (I’ll be posting a blog next week showing you how to properly wrap a kit!).