Clone Wars and Ph.D's in Advanced Genetics—We Did It so You Don't Have To!
As you might expect, we get our share of strange and humorous emails at Clone-A-Willy. Here's a real email we received and some thoughts on it.
I randomly stumbled across your product on Amazon being sold by someone else. A Google search took me to your site and after I watched the demo video, immediately said, " am so buying myself one of these kits TODAY!!!" And I just did. Thanks. Your video is very short, sweet, informative and it did the trick and making me a customer.
As a horny teenager who read way too much sci-fi, I fantasized about perfecting cloning technology just so I could grow a copy of myself (don't ask what I wanted a copy of me for). Anyway, now I don't have to go to grad school, get a Ph.D in advanced genetics, move to some remote island to conduct my experiments in secret free of anti human cloning regulations, and then die a horrible death when my creations turn on me!!! I can just buy a clone-a-willy kit. AWESOME!
Thank you, Clone-A-Willy, you may have just saved my life and the lives of countless flesh eating, revenge hungry clones. (yeah, I also got sucked into a lot of bad horror movies as a teen)
Happy New Year.
A happy customer.
Hi David,
Thanks for ordering with us. While I'm actually saddened that you don't have a secret island laboratory, I'm glad we saved your life and helped avert a clone uprising. We're always happy to help save the world from any sort of apocalyptic scenario we can.
Holler if you have any other questions or get your lab up and running.
-ToddCustomer Care