At Clone-A-Willy we aim to keep Portland weird…and SEXY. So we have put our heads together and come up with ten weird and sexy date ideas to help our favorite Portland peeps spice things up outside of the bedroom!
- TAKE A PERSONAL NAKED BIKE RIDE
Every summer thousands of Portlanders gather together in nothing but their birthday suits to cycle off into the night together. Lucky for us, here in Portland it is legal to bike nude any day of the year. So leave those trendy clothes at home and saddle up for the perfect sexy date night adventure.
- FEED EACH OTHER GRASSHOPPERS AT MEESEN
Nothing is sexier than trying new things with your special someone. Exhilarate each others senses and overcome your fears by feasting on some local bugs. At Meesen you can gaze into each others eyes over candle light, while enjoying the savory crunch of grasshopper legs.
- GO SEE PORTLAND’S HUMPFEST
Portland’s Hump Festival is a local pornography film festival hosted by celebrity and sex advice guru Dan Savage. Grab some popcorn and enjoy local independent, artistic, and hysterical porn videos.
- SING STRIPEROKE AT DEVIL’S POINT
Nothing screams romance quite like karaoke & strippers and at Devil’s Point you can have them both with Striperoke. So snap on those g-strings and warm up those vocal chords because your date night is about to get fiery.
- TAKE A BJ CLASS AT SHE BOP
She Bop is a local women-owned sex toy boutique that actively promotes body safe products and educational classes. Nothing reignites a spark like learning new things together. At She Bop not only can you take a class to work on your BJ game, but you can also learn about consent & desire, intro to bondage, and many other sexy tips.
- FIND ROLE PLAY OUTFITS AT THE BINS
Nothing is more “Portland” then taking a trip out to the Goodwill Bins. So take a mini road trip outside of Portland’s city center and stop for some Bahn Mi along the way. The bins is a perfect place to find some new threads to inspire your next roleplaying adventure.
- HUNT FOR NUDIE MAGS AT HOUSE OF VINTAGE
Portland is full of second hand & vintage shops. House of Vintage is a giant antique/Vintage store stocked by a plethora of local collectors. Nothing makes a sexier collectors item than vintage Playboys.
- DANCE EACH OTHERS PANTS OFF AT BLOW PONY
Every Month Rotture & Brinx open their doors for an amazing queer dance party that aims to create a fun and safe place for the LGBTQ community and it’s allies. So put on your dancing shoes and prepare to have a sexy dance off with your lover.
- HAVE A NUDE PICNIC ON SAUVIE ISLAND
Nothing is sexier than feeling the hot sun and cool breeze on your naughty bits. So pack up your coconut water, pick up some local berries, and head to Sauvie Island's nude beach for an intimate and revealing picnic.
- MAKE A CLONE-A-WILLY
Ever wish you could have a piece of your special someone with you when they are away? Well you finally can with Clone-A-Willy. Nothing is sexier or more fun than the experience of a DIY penis casting kit. Not only is Clone-A-Willy fun, but it is body safe and made right here in Portland, Oregon! And don't worry, we make a Clone-A-Pussy as well.