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We’ve had a lot of talk about dildos, dicks, and vibes in the news, which is pretty amazing in and of itself because only thirty years ago, women’s sex toys were still a hugely taboo topic. Heck, a few years ago, sex education was a myth. Now we’ve got celebrities like Whoopi Goldberg, Lady Gaga, and Rihanna freely admitting to using dildos and vibrators. According to a Lovehoney survey, lots of people from all over the world (most notably from Europe, the U.S, and Canada) are now investing in sex toys.
With all these new customers, we’re bound to have a few “incidents.” Dildo-related incidents, to be exact. Lots of things happened in 2010s, but today, I am gonna share the best dildo stories. Strap in, folks, it’s gonna be a wild (and slightly curved) ride.
… ahhhh, a traditional makeout sesh
breeding! (in this economy?)
feeding on nutrient-deficient food while weeping…
or masturbating at a questionable frequency.
This day is, in fact, literally like any other day, to be honest. But the humans choose to celebrate, mourn, and make life, well, more difficult.
**Morgan Freeman’s voice**
Perhaps you have been staring into the void lately.
Perhaps you have run out of interesting things to shove up your bodily voids.
But have you considered GENDER ROLE-PLAY for this Valentine’s Day?