Absolutely Blake Makes A Double-Sided Dildo 😲
Our pal Absolutely Blake is back at it again! This time making a double-sided dildo with two of our favorite Glow Clone-A-Willy Kits!!
Blog — make your own sex toy
Tips For Molding A Big D*** 🍆
Congratulations your johnson is larger than average! We think willies of all shapes and sizes are perfect, but if your D is too big for our penis molding kits, you are a rarity. While big schlongs are the norm in most mainstream porn, the average size of an erect penis is actually 5.16 inches!
Although Clone-A-Willy kits were created with the average penis in mind, we know outliers exist and as always we are here to help.
10 Sex Positive DIY Ideas for Your Summer at Home 🎨
We're all spending a little (or A LOT) more time at home this summer! Meaning many of us are suffering from cabin fever, boredom, and at times severe monotony. But alas! We are here to spice things up with some DIY craft ideas that are easy, accessible, and of course, SEXY! We know we all need to continue to practice social distancing to be safe and considerate of those around us, but that doesn't mean we can't get creative within our own walls.
Wildest Dildo News of the Last Decade
We’ve had a lot of talk about dildos, dicks, and vibes in the news, which is pretty amazing in and of itself because only thirty years ago, women’s sex toys were still a hugely taboo topic. Heck, a few years ago, sex education was a myth. Now we’ve got celebrities like Whoopi Goldberg, Lady Gaga, and Rihanna freely admitting to using dildos and vibrators. According to a Lovehoney survey, lots of people from all over the world (most notably from Europe, the U.S, and Canada) are now investing in sex toys.
With all these new customers, we’re bound to have a few “incidents.” Dildo-related incidents, to be exact. Lots of things happened in 2010s, but today, I am gonna share the best dildo stories. Strap in, folks, it’s gonna be a wild (and slightly curved) ride.
Valentine’s Day: The Gender Reveal
Valentine’s Day is a special milestone unlike any other time during earth’s never-ending struggle laps around the sun. Zoom in on this Google Earth, and take in the splendor of the curious human race. You will find each specimen is totally engrossed in
… ahhhh, a traditional makeout sesh
breeding! (in this economy?)
feeding on nutrient-deficient food while weeping…
or masturbating at a questionable frequency.
This day is, in fact, literally like any other day, to be honest. But the humans choose to celebrate, mourn, and make life, well, more difficult.
**Morgan Freeman’s voice**
Perhaps you have been staring into the void lately.
Perhaps you have run out of interesting things to shove up your bodily voids.
But have you considered GENDER ROLE-PLAY for this Valentine’s Day?
… ahhhh, a traditional makeout sesh
breeding! (in this economy?)
feeding on nutrient-deficient food while weeping…
or masturbating at a questionable frequency.
This day is, in fact, literally like any other day, to be honest. But the humans choose to celebrate, mourn, and make life, well, more difficult.
**Morgan Freeman’s voice**
Perhaps you have been staring into the void lately.
Perhaps you have run out of interesting things to shove up your bodily voids.
But have you considered GENDER ROLE-PLAY for this Valentine’s Day?
