Blog — make your own sex toy

We're all spending a little (or A LOT) more time at home this summer! Meaning many of us are suffering from cabin fever, boredom, and at times severe monotony. But alas! We are here to spice things up with some DIY craft ideas that are easy, accessible, and of course, SEXY! We know we all need to continue to practice social distancing to be safe and considerate of those around us, but that doesn't mean we can't get creative within our own walls.

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We’ve had a lot of talk about dildos, dicks, and vibes in the news, which is pretty amazing in and of itself because only thirty years ago, women’s sex toys were still a hugely taboo topic. Heck, a few years ago, sex education was a myth. Now we’ve got celebrities like Whoopi Goldberg, Lady Gaga, and Rihanna freely admitting to using dildos and vibrators. According to a Lovehoney survey, lots of people from all over the world (most notably from Europe, the U.S, and Canada) are now investing in sex toys.

 

With all these new customers, we’re bound to have a few “incidents.” Dildo-related incidents, to be exact. Lots of things happened in 2010s, but today, I am gonna share the best dildo stories. Strap in, folks, it’s gonna be a wild (and slightly curved) ride.

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Valentine’s Day is a special milestone unlike any other time during earth’s never-ending struggle laps around the sun. Zoom in on this Google Earth, and take in the splendor of the curious human race. You will find each specimen is totally engrossed in

… ahhhh, a traditional makeout sesh
breeding! (in this economy?)
feeding on nutrient-deficient food while weeping…
or masturbating at a questionable frequency.

This day is, in fact, literally like any other day, to be honest. But the humans choose to celebrate, mourn, and make life, well, more difficult.

**Morgan Freeman’s voice**

Perhaps you have been staring into the void lately.
Perhaps you have run out of interesting things to shove up your bodily voids.

But have you considered GENDER ROLE-PLAY for this Valentine’s Day?

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This month we are celebrating soul searching, self-realization, and prioritizing our most valuable relationship -- the one with ourselves. 🌹 Our amazing resident Sexstrologer, Six, has some necessary mantras for us to shake off the last bits of winter lethargy, deepen our community connections, and look forward to the warmth to come!

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Our pal Arielle Kaplan (@whoregasmic on IG) interviewed folks in Washington Park NYC on behalf of the Clone-A-Willy team!

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