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September Hoescopes 🔮

Posted by Angeli Luz on September 01, 2021

The planets have some messages in store for all of your hoes on the go! Fall is cumming, and cuffing season is near. The time is now to get all that wild (and safe) sexual energy out of your system while we are all still out and about! ...

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June Hoescopes 🔮

Posted by Angeli Luz on June 09, 2021

The planets have A LOT going on this month as we dive right into Gemini Season! As the weather warms up and COVID restrictions relax (thank you vaccinations), we are feeling the duality of the excitement to re-emerge into society while also already missing all that extra solo time!Angeli is...

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March Hoescopes 🔮

Posted by Angeli Luz on March 08, 2021

Spring is around the corner, the flowers are blooming, birds are singing, and we're all ready for a little more human interaction! Curious what the planets have in store for you? Read on for some insight into harnessing this month's power, especially when it comes to pleasure, self-love, and self-care!

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February Hoescopes 🔮

Posted by Angeli Luz on February 03, 2021

Happy February! It's Black History Month AND Valentine SZN, which gives us two more reasons to show each other some extra love! But even more importantly let's get inspired to check-in with ourselves and give ourselves some TLC! Self-love and pleasure are great forms of self-care and also resistance....

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January Hoescopes 🔮

Posted by Angeli Luz on January 05, 2021

2021 is here and we are all manifesting brighter times! There is a collective sense of hope as we start to navigate the new year, and the planets are in our favor. With the "stargaze window" opening up in the night sky again on January 6th, after the last...

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December Hoescopes 🔮

Posted by Angeli Luz on December 01, 2020

Your ho-ho-hoescopes are here! See what the stars have in store for you this hoeliday season and how to practice self-care / pleasure along the way ~

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November Hoescopes 🔮

Posted by Angeli Luz on November 06, 2020

It's election week and we are all stressed. Luckily our gal Angeli has this month's Hoescopes fresh off the press to remind us all to practice a little extra self-care this month and that pleasure is the best form of resistance! 

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October Hoescopes 🔮

Posted by Angeli Luz on October 07, 2020

Spooky season is upon us! Angeli is here with your monthly Hoescopes to help you stay sexy while getting witchy with it. This month is packed with planetary movement, including two full moons and Mercury in retrograde, so pull those fishnets up high, stock those cauldrons, and remember to...

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September Hoescopes 🔮

Posted by Angeli on September 02, 2020

Our September Hoescopes are here and we're excited to officially introduce our newest sextrologist, Angeli, who is taking over the series! Read on to see what this month has in store for you ~   ...

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August Hoescopes 🔮

Posted by Six on August 05, 2020

Can you believe it's already August? Summer is flying by but we've got a fresh round of Hoescopes to keep you present! This month's horoscopes were written by our babe Six The Sextrologer with the help of Angeli, who will be taking over...

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July Hoescopes 🔮

Posted by Six on June 30, 2020

Our babe Six The Sextrologer is adding some HEAT to the summer with our July Hoescopes ~ read through for your fresh mantra of self-love and see what the planets have in store for your sex life!

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June Hoescopes 🔮

Posted by Six on June 10, 2020

June has started off in a historic way. This month's planetary shifts are unveiling many truths and creating space for change! Our resident Sextrologer, Six, is back again with some epic Hoescopes that help remind us to check-in with ourselves and the power of pleasure...

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May Hoescopes 🔮

Posted by Six on May 06, 2020

April might have left many of us feeling powerless, but our girl Six the Sextrologist has a fresh round of Hoescopes to help us all reclaim our power and manifest the sexiest May yet!

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April Hoescopes 🔮

Posted by Six on April 01, 2020

April Hoescopes are here to guide you through your spring quarantine! Six The Sexstrologer has some special social distancing mantras to keep us fresh and vibrant. We are all stuck inside and presented with many silver linings during the pandemic. Use this time to really check-in with...

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March Hoescopes 🔮

Posted by Six on March 03, 2020

Spring is around the corner and we're all wading our way through Mercury in Retrograde (only a couple more days)! Our resident Sexologist, Six, has some fresh self-affirmations to help us be our best damn selves this month!

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Hoescopes ~ February 🔮

Posted by Six on February 03, 2020

This month we are celebrating soul searching, self-realization, and prioritizing our most valuable relationship -- the one with ourselves. 🌹 Our amazing resident Sexstrologer, Six, has some necessary mantras for us to shake off the last bits of winter lethargy, deepen our community connections, and look forward to the warmth...

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Hoescopes ~ January 2020 🔮

Posted by Six on January 08, 2020

A new decade is here and we are setting intentions for 2020 to be the best year yet! Our resident Sextrologist Six has revamped her horoscopes from the first person to double as positive affirmations! (trying reading them out loud to fully internalize) ✨   Read more

Hoescopes ~ December 🔮

Posted by Six on December 10, 2019

December Hoescopes are here! This month Six, The Sextrologer has some tips for staying sane during the holiday season.

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Hoescopes ~ November 🔮

Posted by Six on November 06, 2019

In this month's run of our new sexy astrology column HoeScopes written by Six, The Sextrologer, we're focusing on self care! November is kicking off with intense #CuffingSzn vibes. With the Sun, Mercury retrograde and Venus all in the deep and sultry sign of...

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