Blog — self care

April Hoescopes are here to guide you through your spring quarantine! Six The Sexstrologer has some special social distancing mantras to keep us fresh and vibrant. We are all stuck inside and presented with many silver linings during the pandemic. Use this time to really check-in with yourself, get to know yourself again, and work on some goals you've been putting off! Take a deep breath, stretch your body, show yourself some extra love, maybe even touch yourself a little more often (yeah, you know what we mean). We're all alone in this together, let's make the best of it!

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Spring is around the corner and we're all wading our way through Mercury in Retrograde (only a couple more days)! Our resident Sexologist, Six, has some fresh self-affirmations to help us be our best damn selves this month!

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Valentine’s Day is a special milestone unlike any other time during earth’s never-ending struggle laps around the sun. Zoom in on this Google Earth, and take in the splendor of the curious human race. You will find each specimen is totally engrossed in

… ahhhh, a traditional makeout sesh
breeding! (in this economy?)
feeding on nutrient-deficient food while weeping…
or masturbating at a questionable frequency.

This day is, in fact, literally like any other day, to be honest. But the humans choose to celebrate, mourn, and make life, well, more difficult.

**Morgan Freeman’s voice**

Perhaps you have been staring into the void lately.
Perhaps you have run out of interesting things to shove up your bodily voids.

But have you considered GENDER ROLE-PLAY for this Valentine’s Day?

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When we make our New Year resolutions, we most often focus on either our physical or mental health. We want to go on diets, get more exercise, read more, or be more spontaneous, while our sex lives are rarely considered. Can we stop pretending like sexual health isn’t a thing? Maintaining our sexual health should be recognized as an essential part of our lives, especially since it affects nearly every other aspect of our well-being. From mental stress and anxiety to physical confidence and social interaction, sexual health improves it all. 

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December Hoescopes are here! This month Six, The Sextrologer has some tips for staying sane during the holiday season.

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