… ahhhh, a traditional makeout sesh
breeding! (in this economy?)
feeding on nutrient-deficient food while weeping…
or masturbating at a questionable frequency.
This day is, in fact, literally like any other day, to be honest. But the humans choose to celebrate, mourn, and make life, well, more difficult.
**Morgan Freeman’s voice**
Perhaps you have been staring into the void lately.
Perhaps you have run out of interesting things to shove up your bodily voids.
But have you considered GENDER ROLE-PLAY for this Valentine’s Day?
We are excited to be attending the NYC Sex Expo this month! Come visit our booth and shop all our products IRL September 21st and 22nd at the Brooklyn EXPO Center. We are excited to have some amazing deals for all the Sex Expo attendees -- including 40% - 50% off all of our products, giveaways & freebies, and our new limited run Enamel Pins that will only be available at the show! We will also be selling our line of merch as well as some goodies from Happy Sex Face.
Mark your calendars and get ready to stock for the holidays / self-care / even Valentine's 2020!