Blog — hump day

Spread The Love ~ DIY Molding
Kits That Bring You Closer 👼

Posted by Victoria Nelthropp on December 04, 2019

Our Clone-A-Willy and Clone-A-Pussy DIY molding kits create space for craft, laughter, vulnerability, and intimacy that will bring you closer (with yourself or with that special someone)! Your part is art after all. Pro tip: The penis and vulva replicas made with...

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It's Time To Talk About Low Libido

Posted by Keke Walker on September 11, 2019

Ultimately the goal is pleasure, joy and release. You’re not forcing yourself to have sex, it’s not something that feels heavy on you but more of an extension of an expression of love in the for, of pleasure. A sacred space that you get to share with another person, multiple...

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Clone A Pussy Plus+ Demo Video

Posted by Annalisa Graziano on August 12, 2019

Presenting the second video in our new demo series: the Clone A Pussy Plus+ Kit. The Clone A Pussy Plus+ Kit is a fully functional, custom pocket pussy, and the...

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WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT TALKING
(OR NOT TALKING)

Posted by Bergen Carroll Smith on June 20, 2019

   These verbal indiscretions are not limited to men — I’m sure they simply can’t be. I am, though, a heterosexual transgender woman who is attracted to men. At one time, I myself played the part of a homosexual man — A contrived, tedious, and lackluster performance. For awhile,...

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AIDS/LifeCycle Pride Ride

Posted by Annalisa Graziano on June 12, 2019

This Pride Month, it’s important to reflect on how far the LGBTQ community has come since the Stonewall uprising, but also how far there is still to go before true equality is experienced by all. A majority of LGBTQ individuals have faced discrimination while seeking medical care, which is even...

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Clone-A-Willy (As Seen on TV)

Posted by Victoria Nelthropp on April 25, 2019

See just HOW durable our kits really are!

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Group Sex Tips & Tricks:
What's Missing From Other Lists

Posted by Amy Yang on April 03, 2019

Whether you find yourself gearing up for a lowkey threesome or the kink event of the century, group sex is all the rage that everyone seems to be trying out. We know to be courteous and clean, but what is going to catch you off guard? Many other lists...

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Celebrate Women's Month With Us!

Posted by Amy Yang on March 01, 2019

We celebrated Women's Month with Ladies of Paradise last night for an evening of self-care through tarot, nail art, do-yourself cookie decoration, CBD massages, an awesome give-away, and an amazing amount pf love and laughter!

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A Guide to Portland’s Naughtiest Spots

Posted by Rachel Smith on September 18, 2014

With the exponential rise in Portland’s popularity, hundreds of guides have been written to cover the trendiest and tastiest places in the city. Known for our array of strange businesses and quirky citizens, there is plenty to see and fun to be had, so...

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Inside the Empire: Meet Jerome!

Posted by Rachel Smith on September 10, 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen, today we will be heading back down to the factory place where the magic happens to meet our very own J.D. Salinger! He's a bit private, but he's been kind enough to do the thing he hates the most: SURVEYS! Read more

Inside the Empire: Hump Day Playlist!

Posted by Rachel Smith on September 03, 2014

You've cloned your willy or you've received your clone....what next? Take it for a test-drive! We've put a mix together for you to G E T  I T  O N ! From cloneawilly on 8tracks...

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Inside the Empire: Meet Roman!

Posted by Rachel Smith on August 27, 2014

At Clone-A-Willy, we are lucky enough to have our warehouse/factory in the same beautiful building as our office. This week we're heading down to the factory to meet Roman!  What is your name?  Not Roman  What...

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Inside the Empire: Hump Day Playlist

Posted by Rachel Smith on August 20, 2014

Do you need help getting through your hump day woes? We put a little mix together of what we've been listening to at the office. So kick back and enjoy the music—it will be the weekend before you know it. Inside the office...

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