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Celebrate Women's Month With Us!

Posted by Amy Yang on March 01, 2019

We celebrated Women's Month with Ladies of Paradise last night for an evening of self-care through tarot, nail art, do-yourself cookie decoration, CBD massages, an awesome give-away, and an amazing amount pf love and laughter!

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A Guide to Portland’s Naughtiest Spots

Posted by Rachel Smith on September 18, 2014

With the exponential rise in Portland’s popularity, hundreds of guides have been written to cover the trendiest and tastiest places in the city. Known for our array of strange businesses and quirky citizens, there is plenty to see and fun to be had, so...

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Inside the Empire: Meet Jerome!

Posted by Rachel Smith on September 10, 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen, today we will be heading back down to the factory place where the magic happens to meet our very own J.D. Salinger! He's a bit private, but he's been kind enough to do the thing he hates the most: SURVEYS! Read more

Inside the Empire: Hump Day Playlist!

Posted by Rachel Smith on September 03, 2014

You've cloned your willy or you've received your clone....what next? Take it for a test-drive! We've put a mix together for you to G E T  I T  O N ! From cloneawilly on 8tracks...

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Inside the Empire: Meet Roman!

Posted by Rachel Smith on August 27, 2014

At Clone-A-Willy, we are lucky enough to have our warehouse/factory in the same beautiful building as our office. This week we're heading down to the factory to meet Roman!  What is your name?  Not Roman  What...

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Inside the Empire: Hump Day Playlist

Posted by Rachel Smith on August 20, 2014

Do you need help getting through your hump day woes? We put a little mix together of what we've been listening to at the office. So kick back and enjoy the music—it will be the weekend before you know it. Inside the office...

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