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Blog — Inside the Empire
Celebrate Women's Month With Us!
We celebrated Women's Month with Ladies of Paradise last night for an evening of self-care through tarot, nail art, do-yourself cookie decoration, CBD massages, an awesome give-away, and an amazing amount pf love and laughter!
That's A Wrap :
Our Favorite Customer Moments From 2018
Every year we get tons of suggestions, praise, constructive criticism, and our favorite - personal stories of love, sex, craft, and how our kits have impacted relationships of all types! So we decided to share some of our favorites with you!
Back to Our Roots ~
Clone-A-Willy Circa 1996
Guess what? Our company was born in the summer of 1996, so we decided to create a homage to that magical time!
Inside the Empire: Meet Our Graphic Designer!
What is your name? My grandmother likes to Google too much for you to know. What city were you born in? Santa Monica, California How long have you lived in Portland? 1 year How long have you worked at Empire...
Inside the Empire: Meet Jerome!
Ladies and Gentlemen, today we will be heading back down to the factory place where the magic happens to meet our very own J.D. Salinger! He's a bit private, but he's been kind enough to do the thing he hates the most: SURVEYS! 
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Inside the Empire: Hump Day Playlist!
You've cloned your willy or you've received your clone....what next? Take it for a test-drive! We've put a mix together for you to G E T I T O N ! From cloneawilly on 8tracks...
Inside the Empire: Meet Roman!
At Clone-A-Willy, we are lucky enough to have our warehouse/factory in the same beautiful building as our office. This week we're heading down to the factory to meet Roman! What is your name? Not Roman What...
Inside the Empire: Hump Day Playlist
Do you need help getting through your hump day woes? We put a little mix together of what we've been listening to at the office. So kick back and enjoy the music—it will be the weekend before you know it. Inside the office...
