Blog — Inside the Empire

Clone-A-Willy (As Seen on TV)

Posted by Victoria Nelthropp on April 25, 2019

See just HOW durable our kits really are!

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Celebrate Women's Month With Us!

Posted by Amy Yang on March 01, 2019

We celebrated Women's Month with Ladies of Paradise last night for an evening of self-care through tarot, nail art, do-yourself cookie decoration, CBD massages, an awesome give-away, and an amazing amount pf love and laughter!

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That's A Wrap :
Our Favorite Customer Moments From 2018

Posted by Victoria Nelthropp on December 28, 2018

Every year we get tons of suggestions, praise, constructive criticism, and our favorite - personal stories of love, sex, craft, and how our kits have impacted relationships of all types! So we decided to share some of our favorites with you!

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Back to Our Roots ~
Clone-A-Willy Circa 1996

Posted by Victoria Nelthropp on August 01, 2018

Guess what? Our company was born in the summer of 1996, so we decided to create a homage to that magical time!

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Inside the Empire: Meet Our Graphic Designer!

Posted by Rachel Smith on October 22, 2014

What is your name? My grandmother likes to Google too much for you to know. What city were you born in? Santa Monica, California How long have you lived in Portland? 1 year How long have you worked at Empire...

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Inside the Empire: Meet Jerome!

Posted by Rachel Smith on September 10, 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen, today we will be heading back down to the factory place where the magic happens to meet our very own J.D. Salinger! He's a bit private, but he's been kind enough to do the thing he hates the most: SURVEYS! Read more

Inside the Empire: Hump Day Playlist!

Posted by Rachel Smith on September 03, 2014

You've cloned your willy or you've received your clone....what next? Take it for a test-drive! We've put a mix together for you to G E T  I T  O N ! From cloneawilly on 8tracks...

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Inside the Empire: Meet Roman!

Posted by Rachel Smith on August 27, 2014

At Clone-A-Willy, we are lucky enough to have our warehouse/factory in the same beautiful building as our office. This week we're heading down to the factory to meet Roman!  What is your name?  Not Roman  What...

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Inside the Empire: Hump Day Playlist

Posted by Rachel Smith on August 20, 2014

Do you need help getting through your hump day woes? We put a little mix together of what we've been listening to at the office. So kick back and enjoy the music—it will be the weekend before you know it. Inside the office...

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