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    Blog — amy yang

    Starting OnlyFans
    (in this economy)

    Starting OnlyFans <br> (in this economy)

    After Covid-fueled months of being the new Wild West of the adult content marketplace, OnlyFans capped how much money users can tip and charge, and the very green scenery of possibilities changed… IN THIS ECONOMY. 

    These regulations came shortly after Bella Thorne broke the Internet (in a bad way) when she set a record $1 Million profit from a single day of selling subscriptions and pay-per-views. Before the platform even announced its new terms, sex workers everywhere were already salty asf… understandably. 

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    Intimacy (or Lack Thereof) In A Time of Distance

    Intimacy (or Lack Thereof) In A Time of Distance

    When public life shut down for a pandemic, it seemed only logical to rub it out and have sex like HOARNINESS was going out of stock. 

    We thought more private time equals more private parts time.

    We thought we would finally milk that prostate or eat that ass.

    We thought that copious orgasms could fill the void of sitting in a restaurant. 

    We really thought that busting nuts all day on the work-from-home clock was going to be better than seeing a fairly-paid server smile while handing off a fried appetizer platter.

    We THOUGHT!

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    Valentine’s Day: The Gender Reveal

    Valentine’s Day: The Gender Reveal
    Valentine’s Day is a special milestone unlike any other time during earth’s never-ending struggle laps around the sun. Zoom in on this Google Earth, and take in the splendor of the curious human race. You will find each specimen is totally engrossed in

    … ahhhh, a traditional makeout sesh
    breeding! (in this economy?)
    feeding on nutrient-deficient food while weeping…
    or masturbating at a questionable frequency.

    This day is, in fact, literally like any other day, to be honest. But the humans choose to celebrate, mourn, and make life, well, more difficult.

    **Morgan Freeman’s voice**

    Perhaps you have been staring into the void lately.
    Perhaps you have run out of interesting things to shove up your bodily voids.

    But have you considered GENDER ROLE-PLAY for this Valentine’s Day?

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    Group Sex Tips & Tricks:
    What's Missing From Other Lists

    Group Sex Tips & Tricks:<br>What's Missing From Other Lists
    Whether you find yourself gearing up for a lowkey threesome or the kink event of the century, group sex is all the rage that everyone seems to be trying out. We know to be courteous and clean, but what is going to catch you off guard? Many other lists already cover do’s and don’ts to ensure you have a solid time, but let’s get you ready to expect the unexpected.

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