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Valentine’s Day: The Gender Reveal

Posted by Amy Yang on February 12, 2020

Valentine’s Day is a special milestone unlike any other time during earth’s never-ending struggle laps around the sun. Zoom in on this Google Earth, and take in the splendor of the curious human race. You will find each specimen is totally engrossed in… ahhhh, a traditional makeout seshbreeding! (in this...

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The History of Sex: Vibrators

Posted by Rachel Smith on October 02, 2014

A beautifier and an anti-anxiety remedy, a hysteria treatment and a weight loss tool—the vibrator was quite the trade dabbler until it became the master of pleasure. The vibrator has quite the ironic past, so exactly how was the pulsing, purring sex toy...

The First Do-It-Yourself Penis Casting Kit?

Posted by Dr. David Claus on September 23, 2014

We here at Empire Labs advertised our first retail do-it-yourself penis casting kit back in April of 1998. The small ad ran on the back page of the San Francisco Bay Guardian under our original name: Abacus VCE (try to find our ad in the...

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