As summer creeps closer, everyone is anxious to squeeze in a little more social time, but first on the agenda is to check in with yourself after a LONG winter! And this season's hottest accessory (besides face coverings and vaccinations, of course) is your sex toy of choice! It's Masturbation Month, after all! So dust off (and properly sanitize) your favorite bedroom treasures and schedule in some time for pleasure and self-exploration! 

Read your May Hoescope below for some insight on what the planets have lined up for you this month! 

As Mercury enters Gemini, I have been feeling the desire to socially venture out of my comfort zone, and learning how to be more open about my many forms of self-expression. It’s okay for me to change up my mannerisms and explore my deeper attitude with someone. I’m making new connections with people that may or may not be spicy. Venus entering Gemini confers the same energy, and it leads me towards new romantic ventures that excite me and bring adventures. This placement is showing me how much I really enjoy dirty talk. I seduce my lovers with the words that wisp off my tongue. I’m feeling more like a poet this month; my creative energy is surging! I want a change of pace from my environment, and I’m putting my plans in motion to make that happen. With Jupiter entering Pisces, I feel my good fortune is amplified through the connections I make. I am ready for the abundance this creates in my life. Now, let me just find someone to be my muse.

Mercury entering Gemini on May 4th is teaching me how to value my relationship with sex. The Sun entering Gemini on May 20th teaches me to feel more comfortable in my own skin. I have a sensual and physical nature, and I naturally attract pleasure into my life. Venus entering my house of possessions on May 9th is teaching me that it’s okay to be a hedonist. A fair amount of indulgence never hurt anyone. Maybe it’s time for me to buy myself a brand new sex toy, like a Clone-A-Willy kit!

The New Moon in Taurus on May 11th is teaching me something new about the way I express myself. I’m feeling more alluring than usual, and everyone’s eyes are on me. Jupiter entering Pisces on May 13th is teaching me to let my desires run wild. I am a conqueror. My vision guides my reality, and there’s no one that can stop me along the way.

Mercury is entering my sign on May 4th, showing me how to express my most authentic truth. It’s hard being me, but not everyone can do it. I allow myself to be multidimensional. The Sun enters my sign on May 20th, making me feel more expressive and free. It’s my birthday season, and I will be celebrating this whole month!

Venus enters my sign on May 9th and I’m feeling a lot more attractive than usual. Jupiter in Pisces on May 13th puts my career in the spotlight. I know I can woo anyone over with my charm. My sexual appeal is through the roof. Things that used to bother me simply don’t anymore. I am on fire! The New Moon in Taurus is allowing me to uncover my hidden desires. I may find myself wanting to roleplay my deeper fantasies with someone special. The Full Moon in Sagittarius is teaching me what my true desires are in my most intimate connections. To me, love is freedom and choice. Variety in my sexuality is the spice of life!

As Mercury, the planet of communication enters my house of mystery, I find myself understanding the true nature of my deepest thoughts. A lot of my musings have been coming to light. As I’m reflecting on my past relationships, the New Moon in Taurus on May 11th is teaching me how friendships can be the most important relationships in my life. I can learn a lot about how to love myself more through the ways in which I am dedicated to my friends.

Venus entering Gemini on May 9th is showing me the art of self-preservation. Not everyone deserves my time and energy, so sometimes it’s best just to f*ck myself in my bedroom with a Clone-A-Willy. As the Sun enters my house of hidden desires on May 20th, I’m learning more about my sexual tastes. Maybe it’s time for me to try BDSM. The Full Moon on May 26th is teaching me more about what’s pleasurable to my body.

As Mercury, the planet of self-expression enters my house of community, I’m understanding what it means to be celebrated for my body. I celebrate myself and treat every day like it’s my birthday. I’m sexy, and I know it! Venus is illuminating my house of presentation on May 9th and I’ve never wanted to kiss my mirror more. I just wish I could make love to myself LOL. The New Moon in Taurus on May 11th is bringing more attention to me, my favorite subject. I’m noticing that all eyes are on me this week, and that’s just the way I like it. The Full Moon in Sagittarius on May 26th is telling me it’s time to prioritize myself and my pleasure. Time to make a Clone-A-Willy of myself! I’m tired of always making everyone else happy, so it’s time for me to focus on my happiness first. The brightest star needs to get its shine from somewhere.

Mercury is entering my house of public recognition, and I feel like the spotlight is all on me now. I’m gaining more attention as I realize how magnetic I really am. All eyes are on me this month. Venus is entering Gemini on May 9th, teaching me how to express who I am fully and authentically. I am able to seduce anyone I want with the sound of my voice and the touch of my fingertips. Being so detail-oriented comes in handy, especially in the bedroom when I’m paying attention to everything they like. The New Moon in Taurus on May 11th is teaching me how to plant new seeds into my big dreams and big goals. All this needs is an even bigger Clone-A-Willy. I know anything I desire is already mine to begin with. I can keep on envisioning my goals to grow beyond the stars. On May 26th, The Full Moon in Sagittarius is showing me how to prioritize my happiness, which often comes from how well I feel like I can perform in the bedroom. It’s okay. No one can top me anyways.

As Mercury and Venus enters my house of self-understanding, I’m learning about how to pleasure myself more in the bedroom. I’m tired of always pleasing everyone else but me! I deserve my fair share of orgasms, and I can’t take my fear of rejection into the bedroom. As I uncover more about my hidden fears with the New Moon in Taurus on May 11th, I start to feel freer in the bedroom. I’m not constantly overthinking about how I look anymore because I know I always look damn good. On May 13th, Jupiter enters Pisces and teaches me how to have stronger boundaries with my body. It’s time for me to get my yearly checkups, routines and make sure I’m staying on top of my STD tests. Focusing on my wellness is what keeps me healthy, wealthy, and (sexually) active. The Full Moon in Sagittarius on May 26th is helping me feel more confident in expressing my voice. I deserve to be loud too, just as much as anybody else - especially in the bedroom.

As Mercury and Venus enters Gemini, I’m learning how to build a deeper and more sacred relationship with my body and sexuality by having more sex with myself. Masturbation is magic, and I’m learning the art of sex magic! The New Moon in Taurus on May 11th is showing me how to deepen my connection with someone special. In order to reach deeper intimacy within others, I must first reach deeper intimacy within myself. The Sun, moving through my house taboos on May 20th, is teaching me how to be kinkier. My sexual and romantic desires may not be socially acceptable to my lovers, but I’ve never been socially acceptable, to begin with. The Full Moon in Sagittarius on May 26th is showing me how to build a deeper relationship with myself. It’s about time I treat myself too.




As Mercury, the planet of communication, enters my house of relationships on May 4th, I am learning how to communicate my sexual needs with my partner. Exploring intimacy has never felt more foreign than it does now. Venus enters Gemini on May 9th, showing me how to find my joy through my connections again. I let the people around me remind me of the light I already hold within. I remember to have fun and have great sex along the way! The New Moon in Taurus on May 13th is teaching me to speak up about my sexual tastes. I am learning to stop taking everything with a grain of salt because I deserve my own pleasure too! The Full Moon in Sagittarius on May 26th is making me realize how much sex appeal I really have. I am an alluring magnet, and I can have anyone I desire.

Mercury is entering my house of wellness on May 4th, showing me how to make sure I’m staying on top of my sexual health. This includes making sure I’m up to date with my STD tests! Venus entering Gemini on May 9th is showing me how variety is the spice of life, and maybe I need to change up something about what I’m doing in the bedroom. The New Moon in Taurus on May 11th is teaching me how to prioritize my pleasure. I allow myself to indulge in my deepest fantasies and let my imagination run wild. Sometimes the best divine inspiration I can find is with my Clone-A-Willy in the bedroom! I always have the best creative revelations after I indulge in my senses. The Full Moon in Sagittarius on May 26th is illuminating all the hidden desires I’ve been stashing away. I allow myself to express these desires with my sex partner and allow my imagination to take us on a joy ride.

As Mercury enters Gemini through my house of pleasure, I’m learning how to connect with the things that bring me joy. I allow myself to have more fun, and I’m learning to stop taking everything so seriously. Venus entering Gemini on May 9th is teaching me how to try something new in the bedroom. I know I’m always attuned with my words. I’m finding dirty talk and sexting a lot more appealing. The New Moon in Taurus on May 11th is teaching me how to value my alone time. I don’t always have to be split five different ways in order to understand who I am. I take pride in spending more time getting to know my body. The Full Moon in Sagittarius on May 26th is teaching me how to expand my desires into my wildest dreams. I know that if I want it, I got it.




As Mercury, the planet of communication, enters my house of comforts on May 4th, I am learning how to feel more comfortable with being me. Venus is moving here too on May 9th, teaching me that I also deserve to take up space. I am learning how to feel grateful for the pleasure and experiences that my body brings me, and I shed any judgment I may have held. I hold intimacy with myself as sacred. The New Moon in Taurus on May 11th is making me feel more expansive. I understand that I can’t always constrict myself, but I must also allow myself to grow. The Full Moon in Sagittarius on May 26th is helping me realize that I deserve to be recognized for who I am. I am feeling sexier than usual and am exuding a new brand of sex appeal. I allow myself to effortlessly flaunt this new part of me!