It’s 2024, people. Gone are the days of just bar-hopping and strippers. Gone are the days of penis-shaped micro-plastic-ridden straws and yoni-shaped balloons. Not saying these gags are totally out, but let’s expand our genital-shaped horizons, shall we?

Bach nights have gotten MUCH more creative and interesting over the years. And thank goodness. It’s all about unique experiences that the bride or groom will remember forever. Whether you're aiming for laughs, thrills, or a touch of risqué fun, here’s how you can throw the ultimate pre-wedding bash with themes and activities that are anything but snooze-worthy.

Consider a joint party 👯

Why not throw a party where the couple’s friends can all join in and celebrate together? Throw customs out the window, remember that traditions are made to be broken, and no one has to abide by “normal.” It can be a fun way to integrate groups of friends and break the ice with your wedding guests ahead of the big day.

Tini’s and weenies night 🍸🌭

I know I just got done bashing phallic-shaped everything, but this is different ok? Host a Tini’s and Weenies party where gourmet hot dogs are the main fare, paired with an array of martinis. From classic vodka or gin to the playful pornstar martini, this is a slightly elevated twist on your regular bach night.

Glamping ⛺️

Take things outdoors and arrange a luxury glamping trip where comfort meets the rustic charm of the great outdoors. Include cozy tents, a movie screening, and fun batched cocktails. You can even take it up a notch and grab some fixings for gourmet s’mores and charcuterie.

DIY party 🧶

Add a personal “hands-on” touch to the evening with Clone-A-Willy and Clone-A-Pussy kits. Celebrate body positivity and creativity while creating memorable, intimate gifts that the couple can use together to make their own personalized toys. Set up a private “molding station” complete with all the supplies and let the fun ensue.

Host a roast 🎤

Arrange a night filled with laughter where your besties poke fun at the idiosyncracies of their guest of honor. Just make sure everyone keeps it friendly and all in good fun — remember it’s funny because it’s TRUE. No hurt feelings or low blows, please.

Murder mystery dinner 🔪

Consider a sexy murder mystery dinner where everyone plays and dresses the part. Choose a theme that fits the bride or groom’s interests—like a 1920s speakeasy, renaissance fantasy, or Hollywood glam. It’s an engaging way to get everyone involved, solving clues while enjoying a decadent dinner. There are a ton of prewritten “kits” online with various themes and vibes. The ultimate choose your own adventure.

Highschool crush night 💓

It's a costume party, but everyone dresses up as their high school celebrity crush. Think Jack Dawson from Titanic, Rachel Green from Friends, or, I don't know, teenage Simba? Don’t yuck my yum okay? I can feel your judgment. 

Custom cocktail workshop 🍹

Host a cocktail workshop where guests can learn to make signature drinks from a professional mixologist. End the session by creating a special cocktail in honor of the bride or groom, which can even be featured at the wedding.