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    Blog — office music

    Inside the Empire: Hump Day Playlist!

    You've cloned your willy or you've received your clone....what next? Take it for a test-drive! We've put a mix together for you to G E T  I T  O N !

    From cloneawilly on 8tracks Radio.


    What songs put you in the mood? Drop a comment with what songs make you wanna get it on!

    Inside the Empire: Meet Roman!

    At Clone-A-Willy, we are lucky enough to have our warehouse/factory in the same beautiful building as our office. This week we're heading down to the factory to meet Roman!

     What is your name?
     Not Roman
     What city were you born in?
     Not Portland
     How long have you lived in Portland?
     A few years
     How long have you worked at Empire Labs (Clone-A-Willy)?
     A few years
     How you ever cloned your willy and/or other body parts?
    Who would play you in a movie?
    Will Smith
    If you had to sing karaoke, what would your go-to song be?



    When you're not working at Empire, what are you doing?
    Making music and being lazy.
    What is your biggest pet peeve?
    Cars not paying attention.
    What is your biggest fear?
    Global Warming
    Cats or dogs?
    Burrito or burger?
    Ocean or mountains?
    I like the trees and rivers in our city.
    Pepsi or coke?
    Club Soda
    Britney or Christina?
    Can you play an instrument?
    A few
    Do you speak any other language?
    Mumbles, slurs and sarcasm.
    If you could be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?
    If you could mold any part of your body, what would it be?
    My eyes.
    What would you want your last words to be before you leave this earth?
    Next stop, Mars!!!
    Is there anything else we should know about you?
    Probably not...


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