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    Inside the Empire: Meet Jerome!

    Ladies and Gentlemen, today we will be heading back down to the factory place where the magic happens to meet our very own J.D. Salinger! He's a bit private, but he's been kind enough to do the thing he hates the most: SURVEYS!

    What is your name?
    Jerome Salinger
    What city were you born in?
    New York
    How long have you lived in Portland?
    20 years
    How long have you worked at Empire Labs (Clone-A-Willy)?
    11 years
    Have you ever cloned your willy and/or other body parts?
    Yes
    Who would play you in a movie?
    Brad Pitt
    If you had to sing karaoke, what would your go-to song be?

     

    When you're not working at Empire, what are you doing?
    Waiting for work to start
    What is your biggest pet peeve?
    Surveys
    What is your biggest fear?
    Burning
    Cats or dogs?
    Neither
    Burrito or burger?
    Burrito
    Ocean or mountains?
    Hawaii, so I can have both

    Pepsi or coke?
    Water
    Britney or Christina?
    I think my grandchildren listen to these people.
    Can you play an instrument?
    Not well enough to claim.
    Do you speak any other language?
    Hausa
    If you could be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?
    I'd get to know myself.
    If you could mold any part of your body, what would it be?
    My new boobs.
    What would you want your last words to be before you leave this earth?
    Rose bud
    Is there anything else we should know about you?
    I was born feet first.

    The Steps to Cloning-A-Willy

    How To mold a penis

     

    1. MIX MOLDING GEL
    The first step of the cloning process is to create a precise negative mold of your willy. To achieve the highest level of detail, each Clone-A-Willy Kit contains a specially formulated body casting alginate. Alginate is a natural polymer derived from brown seaweed. It’s completely edible, body-safe, and lots of fun to use!  

    2. INSERT WILLY
    Next is the oh-so-important insertion step. Once fully erect, insert your willy into the alginate-filled molding tube and hold for about 60 seconds. The alginate cures up quickly into a spongy, flexible mold, so your willy can be easily removed.

    3. POUR SILICONE
    Clone-A-Willy’s incredibly pure, life-like silicone is what makes us so special! Some ‘silicones’ are hybrids or tin-cure silicones, and aren’t necessarily body safe. They tend to shrink and break down over time, and often smell funny. Your finished clone is a medical-grade platinum silicone, free from contaminants, phthalates, or toxins of any kind. It‘ll not only be absolutely true to size and shape, but it’ll be completely safe to use.  

    4. REVEAL
    By morning, you’ll have an exact, medical grade silicone copy of your own willy; each tiny ridge and vein perfectly reproduced. It’s completely stable, can be used with any lube, and looks and even FEELS just like the real thing!

    The Science of Sex: Tips on Getting the Most Detail out of Your Penis Casting.

    Using a Clone-A-Willy Kit to create an exact silicone copy of your penis is pretty straightforward, but below are a couple of things NOT mentioned in the directions that will ensure you'll get the absolute best, most detailed replica possible:

    1. After creating your mold, wait a while before filling it with silicone.

    Too much water in your mold can affect the level of detail in your finished replica. Though you'll still get an amazing, detailed, true-to-life copy if you pour the silicone in right away, if you wait just a few extra hours it can help draw out even MORE detail. Excess water can sometimes interfere with the silicone's ability to capture all those tiny, minute details. To be absolutely sure you'll capture every tiny bump and vein, poke a small drain hole in the bottom of your plastic tube and wait 4-6 hours before pouring in the silicone. This will allow any excess water to evaporate and/or drain from your mold, allowing the silicone to more easily settle into those tiny crevices and bring out all those little details. NOTE: Don't wait too long, though... after about 24 hours your mold can start to dry out too much and just might begin to deform and/or shrink.

    2. Pour the silicone slowly in a thin stream, not all at once.

    Air bubbles can also interfere with detail. When ready to pour the silicone, scrape out both containers into a clean container, mix thoroughly, and let it settle for 5-10 minutes.  This will allow some of the air bubbles you've created while vigorously mixing to escape. Then, when pouring the silicone into your mold, start high above it (approx 8-10 inches above your mold) and use a thin, continuous stream. Filling your mold slowly with a fine stream will help eliminate even more air bubbles from your finished cast. Fewer air bubbles means better detail.

    Inside the Empire: Hump Day Playlist!

    You've cloned your willy or you've received your clone....what next? Take it for a test-drive! We've put a mix together for you to G E T  I T  O N !

    From cloneawilly on 8tracks Radio.

     

    What songs put you in the mood? Drop a comment with what songs make you wanna get it on!

    Inside the Empire: Meet Roman!

    At Clone-A-Willy, we are lucky enough to have our warehouse/factory in the same beautiful building as our office. This week we're heading down to the factory to meet Roman!

     What is your name?
     Not Roman
     What city were you born in?
     Not Portland
     How long have you lived in Portland?
     A few years
     How long have you worked at Empire Labs (Clone-A-Willy)?
     A few years
     How you ever cloned your willy and/or other body parts?
    Nope
    Who would play you in a movie?
    Will Smith
    If you had to sing karaoke, what would your go-to song be?

     

     

    When you're not working at Empire, what are you doing?
    Making music and being lazy.
    What is your biggest pet peeve?
    Cars not paying attention.
    What is your biggest fear?
    Global Warming
    Cats or dogs?
    Both
    Burrito or burger?
    Tacos
    Ocean or mountains?
    I like the trees and rivers in our city.
    Pepsi or coke?
    Club Soda
    Britney or Christina?
    Madonna
    Can you play an instrument?
    A few
    Do you speak any other language?
    Mumbles, slurs and sarcasm.
    If you could be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?
    Drugs
    If you could mold any part of your body, what would it be?
    My eyes.
    What would you want your last words to be before you leave this earth?
    Next stop, Mars!!!
    Is there anything else we should know about you?
    Probably not...