“Worst waste of $30 ever. You stupid assholes are charging a ridiculous amount of money for an unbelievably inferior product. I hope you all get AIDS.”
My goodness! Someone's madder than the Hulk and he's having trouble communicating his feelings effectively.
The first problem is that when I tried to reply to rhtd's email I discovered that gdyj.com isn't a real website. No kidding. I guess if you're going to wish AIDS on someone it's safest to hide behind a random jumble of letters.
It's too bad. I actually wanted to help him out.
Here's the deal: we understand that it can be tricky making a mold of your penis. It isn't something everyone does every day. There's a lot to focus on and sometimes it doesn't go exactly as described in the instructions. We understand it can be frustrating when it goes awry, and we're truly sorry if it ruined an otherwise sexy evening. But, it's okay. Save what you can of the kit, save your receipt, and contact us. We want nothing more in the world than for you to be successful at cloning your favorite penis. Really. It's like our life's work and we'll do what we can to help you reach that goal.
And if you're shy, or too angry to talk with us, you can also find extra molding powder, silicone and vibrators in the refill section of the website.
To Rhtd: if you're still out there, I wish you nothing but the best and I hope that our product still stands as the worst waste of your $30 ever—that would make for a pretty good life. And I hope you have a good enough life to stop wishing diseases on people. That's sort of a weird and mean thing to do.
Holler if you have any questions. SERIOUSLY! We're always happy to help.