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    Inside the Empire: Meet Our Graphic Designer!

    What is your name?
    My grandmother likes to Google too much for you to know.
    What city were you born in?
    Santa Monica, California
    How long have you lived in Portland?
    1 year
    How long have you worked at Empire Labs (Clone-A-Willy)?
    Not sure...
    Have you ever cloned your willy and/or other body parts?
    Nope!
    Who would play you in a movie?
    Anyone in Caddy Shack
    If you had to sing karaoke, what would your go-to song be?
    When you're not working at Empire, what are you doing?
    Drinking cocktails at the top of the Big Pink. Or at Oaks Park.
    What is your biggest pet peeve?
    Bad smells
    Cats or dogs?
    Kittens
    Burrito or burger?
    Tator tots
    Ocean or mountains?
    Beach
    Pepsi or coke?
    Coke 
    Britney or Christina?
    Shakira 
    Can you play an instrument?
    Pan flute 
    Do you speak any other language?
    The Language of Love. 
    If you could be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?
    NO! Whatever I don't know about them I want to keep a mystery. 
    If you could mold any part of your body, what would it be?
    I would mold my neck and the back of my head so I'd have a mold I could rest my head on. 
    What would you want your last words to be before you leave this earth?
    I see the light! 
    Is there anything else we should know about you?
    Glow in the Dark is my favorite Clone-A-Willy!

    Inside the Empire: Meet Jerome!

    Ladies and Gentlemen, today we will be heading back down to the factory place where the magic happens to meet our very own J.D. Salinger! He's a bit private, but he's been kind enough to do the thing he hates the most: SURVEYS!

    What is your name?
    Jerome Salinger
    What city were you born in?
    New York
    How long have you lived in Portland?
    20 years
    How long have you worked at Empire Labs (Clone-A-Willy)?
    11 years
    Have you ever cloned your willy and/or other body parts?
    Yes
    Who would play you in a movie?
    Brad Pitt
    If you had to sing karaoke, what would your go-to song be?

     

    When you're not working at Empire, what are you doing?
    Waiting for work to start
    What is your biggest pet peeve?
    Surveys
    What is your biggest fear?
    Burning
    Cats or dogs?
    Neither
    Burrito or burger?
    Burrito
    Ocean or mountains?
    Hawaii, so I can have both

    Pepsi or coke?
    Water
    Britney or Christina?
    I think my grandchildren listen to these people.
    Can you play an instrument?
    Not well enough to claim.
    Do you speak any other language?
    Hausa
    If you could be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?
    I'd get to know myself.
    If you could mold any part of your body, what would it be?
    My new boobs.
    What would you want your last words to be before you leave this earth?
    Rose bud
    Is there anything else we should know about you?
    I was born feet first.

    Inside the Empire: Hump Day Playlist!

    You've cloned your willy or you've received your clone....what next? Take it for a test-drive! We've put a mix together for you to G E T  I T  O N !

    From cloneawilly on 8tracks Radio.

     

    What songs put you in the mood? Drop a comment with what songs make you wanna get it on!

    Inside the Empire: Meet Roman!

    At Clone-A-Willy, we are lucky enough to have our warehouse/factory in the same beautiful building as our office. This week we're heading down to the factory to meet Roman!

     What is your name?
     Not Roman
     What city were you born in?
     Not Portland
     How long have you lived in Portland?
     A few years
     How long have you worked at Empire Labs (Clone-A-Willy)?
     A few years
     How you ever cloned your willy and/or other body parts?
    Nope
    Who would play you in a movie?
    Will Smith
    If you had to sing karaoke, what would your go-to song be?

     

     

    When you're not working at Empire, what are you doing?
    Making music and being lazy.
    What is your biggest pet peeve?
    Cars not paying attention.
    What is your biggest fear?
    Global Warming
    Cats or dogs?
    Both
    Burrito or burger?
    Tacos
    Ocean or mountains?
    I like the trees and rivers in our city.
    Pepsi or coke?
    Club Soda
    Britney or Christina?
    Madonna
    Can you play an instrument?
    A few
    Do you speak any other language?
    Mumbles, slurs and sarcasm.
    If you could be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?
    Drugs
    If you could mold any part of your body, what would it be?
    My eyes.
    What would you want your last words to be before you leave this earth?
    Next stop, Mars!!!
    Is there anything else we should know about you?
    Probably not...

    Inside the Empire: Hump Day Playlist

    Do you need help getting through your hump day woes? We put a little mix together of what we've been listening to at the office. So kick back and enjoy the music—it will be the weekend before you know it.

    Inside the office from cloneawilly on 8tracks Radio.

    Is there music we need to hear? Let us know on our Twitter and Facebook!